Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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Comments (390)
GuitarGeek44 3
next time he calls, you should be all like "high school is over dumbass. instead of stalking me and sending threatening calls, why don't you get a life and leave me the he'll alone, or I'll have you arrested. grow a pair and stop thinking you're all cool cuz you can beat me up." I've been bullied before, so I know they are losers
bharted85 7
I'd be like "you don't have a girlfriend, do you?"
Tarak_fml 7
.......buy a gun?
madz5758 10
umm harassment charges?
suprmidgt 0
kill him
TheDrummingResul 0
rofl and you live in Canada too! If you haven't always lived there you sure are trying to lose him.
muzzz 0
At least he remembers your birthday...(;
manlove38 23
he owns you. now pay up!!
gregorygreg87 12
man up and go shoot him or just learn how to verbally demoralize someone. either way man the **** up
CaliGali 9
some people just never grow up
iloveWAR 0
send a video to bully beatdown
TheNewGuy03 29
i was gonna say the same thing, although, op would be the oldest victim on the show. nevertheless, i believe his worries would be over (that is, unless the bully decides to take up arms, and it becomes MURDER). |the kid|