Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hopeless
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Anonymous
United States
The one that got away
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
dentistftw
United States
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unhappy birthday
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
birthday blues
United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Anonymous
United States
Drive
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
Top comments
knibbsy 4
I'd never forget your birthday!
edenclaire 0
yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP
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knibbsy 4
I'd never forget your birthday!
pwincessa23 1
:-o #1, were YOU the creepy stalker??? o.0
knibbsy 4
If you replace the "were" with "are", then yes, you are correct. Most stalkers aren't creepy, but I am.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
reminds me of when my stalker has to remind me its my anniversary, its a love hate thing
kenjiisown 1
Obviously #1 isn't a stalker because true stalkers are in denial of their obsession.
SunshineBoy21 0
Although, #1 could be using reverse psychology to make us believe that a true stalker wouldn't reveal their identity, thereby hiding in plain sight. Ooooh he's a cleaver stalker :)
kenjiisown 1
Of course, YOU would know, stalker!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
The one who smelt it dealt it, STALKER!
stronghand0331 17
Tom, our first phone conversation consisted of Google Maps...
TurboTalon 0
Today's definition of a "stalker" is really disappointing. I'm willing to bet money that OP's "stalker" messaged them to say happy birthday on facebook.
boyguydudemalema 0
i agree with 62. he's the only one who remembered your stupid insignificant birthday, and complaining about it is your way of saying thank you? you dont deserve to have a syalker !!
djbrooke12345 0
agreeee with 62 !
edenclaire 0
yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP
CH423 0
So we're all dying to know...what did he get you??
SARSvirus79 0
Your "creepy" stalker? Is there any other kind? Oh yeah-- Edward Cullen. According to 13 year old girls and 40 year old housewives at least.
ImaginaryFoe 1
So, no, there is no other type of stalker.
marinus_fml 20
Wait, what? You mean to say non creepy stalkers exist too?
positively_crazy 0
lol that's what i was thinking. if you're a stalker then obviously you're creepy ;) why stalk someone in the first place ?
CheesyNacho 0
Why not stalk someone? all the cool kids are doing it ;)
Rangant 7
did he get u something good? if he did I really need to find a stalker... my parents told me not to expect much this year so I have to increase my odds
chungy92 5
at least someone cares about you. happy birthday :)
Mr_26 0
You tore apart her ******. I doubt she forgot. She probably just doesn't love you.
amthony82 0
Happy Birthday Clarice!
inig0m0nt0ya 0
on the birthday menu this evening: fava beans and a nice chianti
desigirl2010 0
^ lol agreed.
disconect7 0
that's what you get for being stupid looking