Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, my family got mad at me and called me a "selfish" for not moving to the same state they’re in while I was visiting, so they could be closer to my kid. We were living in the same house as them until two years ago, in my current state, until they decided to move with only a month's notice for me to find a new place. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
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Top comments
AppleCoFreak 0
Dude if your family seriously did that then that is the worst family I ever heard of. You make sure you get them back for that.
missbreann 0
Maybe the new family will adopt you :p
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Comments (108)
GawZ 0
you are not cared for anymore. fyl
KingGeorgeGal 12
Maybe you should have called first...
YacL 15
A surprise visit doesn't require calling ahead of time, though. I guess he was bound to find out sooner or later.
tr0llolol 0
surprise visiting is usel3ss, try ca11in f1rstt bc they could b at walmart buying some chips
knights95 9
21- stop being a **** and type right
alexg823 0
Imagine they were ******* with him o_0
Renesaga 8
The real FML here is that now, he has to visit his family in Texas..
imthatguythatdid 0
wats wrong with Texas?
ImmortalKratos 0
nothing, nothing at all is wrong with Texas. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!
edogy 0
I wonder if they were hiding his dead family in the closet.
AuroraChantal7 2
there are some people I don't like from Texas.. they were jerks.. but there's nothing wrong with Texas otherwise!
facilitator 0
am I they only one wondering where he works???
Veraymix 6
good thing you didn't just walk right in.
Renesaga 8
I was joking. There's nothing wrong with Texas.
imthatguythatdid 0
okay :D
daniel1991 0
69 your pic cracked me up XD
hoodasswhitekid 0
Road trip?
imthatguythatdid 0
:D
bobbymullet 11
uhm..Texas is THE shizzzz.
knights95 9
That really sucks
missbreann 0
Maybe the new family will adopt you :p
addiizcherry 0
well maybe the op lives in a separate house? she said surprise visit.
missbreann 0
that's not what I meant. *roll eyes*
A7X_LoVeee 10
The surprise is on you! ;)
tasic 1
lol
jessyrodgers 0
today some random guy showed up at my door saying he was part of my family fml haha
nonelikeworms 0
Imagine how weird they felt.
AppleCoFreak 0
Dude if your family seriously did that then that is the worst family I ever heard of. You make sure you get them back for that.
taazer 12
yeah get married or have kids without telling them!!!
Kvinnohelvete 0
Are people really that insensitive in the united states?
Haha_oh_wait 4
Of course not! They most likely placed a note buried under an oak tree that had their location on it.
wisericky 12
No we arnt, here have a cookie. ^.^ *hands cookie* just kidding! *takes cookie back and eats it* insensitivity ftw!
daxter136 0
yes especially California which is supposed to have the worst people. I live there fml
A7X_LoVeee 10
How can you possibly judge an entire country based on one story, one family?
mrtoby 0
i agree with 33. that was a just a stupid thing to say.
Jjustin 0
Enough with the ******* US stereotypes, Jesus Christ
deadlydk 0
don't mess with America foo or we will go Chuck Norris on your ass
xiaoxaio 5
ya, we so badass the only war we lost was against ourselves
coffeeandcream 8
they don't like you(:
ItalianSub 0
You look like the kind of person who would have sex with me if I just asked ;)
MissCharlotte_fml 26
No way! Thank you for telling everyone!!
CCrunner2 0
Ouch! but there's probably a reason they didn't tell u (;