Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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Comments (390)
sarahmd 0
I think that at this point, its ok to call the cops...
KeNzLe13 0
Change your phone number. It's not that hard.
clarinet46 0
happy birthday!!!
teital 3
seriously call the cops. that's illegal
thew_fml 14
this is not a FML, it's **** HIS life. what a ******* loser - he's still stuck in being a high school jerk.
619warrior281 5
He remembered! :D
princesskiski 1
I don't know what's more pathetic... the fact that a 34 year old man is calling people telling them that he can do what he wants or the fact that you are still listing to this fool. I would say start a lawsuit and take everything he owns but it sounds like this fool doesn't have anything to his name if he still got time to be harassing people from high school.
princesskiski 1
I don't know what's more pathetic... the fact that a 34 year old man is calling people telling them that he can do what he wants or the fact that you are still listing to this fool. I would say start a lawsuit and take everything he owns but it sounds like this fool doesn't have anything to his name if he still got time to be harassing people from high school.
alexistheboss365 0
hmm what a good friend
some_girl9 8
Just get a restraining order against him and make it illegal for him to contact you at all. Other than that, don't even worry about it. If that's all he's ever done, then he's obviously not going to make good on his threats. He's just a pathetic loser with nothing else going on, and that's why he never moved on past high school. What kind of ******* screw-up makes a point to remember their former victim's birthday and contact them every year at the same time?? You have your own life, and he has nothing to do but think about you. You tell me who's the bigger person there. :)