Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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Comments (390)
thin01 1
Give me his digit, I'll call his ass every day and threaten him.
DrewsFML 8
Yes, post his number here and we'll all call him.
pike1346 3
u need to just punch this dude clean in the nose as hard as you can, then don't stop punching. size of u or him don't matter. he will stop calling.
shadevil75 6
if you're 34 and still can't stand up for yourself then you deserve it. Grow a pair and do something about the bully!
Galvanizer 0
that's a liiiitle creepy...call the po po bud
raphanne_fml 33
Just wow....If after all these years he still holds onto his high school bully days his life must really suck! You need to make him stop for good! You have only one life and shouldn't have to suffer this kind of behaviour! He is just a man, he isn't invicible, you can totally break him! If you don't do anything about it now, he will just continue, so go get him for good!
cherry72 13
change your phone number!
happy_dino 6
How in the **** did he get your number?!
xGolBLiiN 1
the great sensais solution for OP is... jumpsuit hockey mask and a machete...
MrJHJaime 1
wow you are a little sissy girl! sixteen years ago you should have gotten a ppo against him and reported him every time he contacted you again. put his ass in jail and he will stop. stop being such a wimp.
navyhookahman 0
here's a brilliant idea... stand up for yourself! your a grown adult I think it's time to say Enough!!!