Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
KingGeorgeGal 12
Facebook - bringing families together a day at a time.
PSQ91 6
Well it's not official till it's on facebbok, duh!
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Comments (121)
fluffeebawlz 0
ouch damn fyl
Volcano47 0
really first comment and you put that
dolphincheddar 10
and you wondered who the guy who was always walking around your house naked was? I guess your brother figured you knew from the moaning noises every night. silly!
JesusFishTaco 5
I think I know how this went down. Bro: Hey sis, I'm getting married. Sis: Can't talk. On Facebook. Bro: But... Sis: What part of shutup do you not understand? Bro: But it's important! Sis: Read my lips. (Get the **** out) Bro: (Goes on Facebook) That bitch.
Lexi_Ray 5
LOL that me me laugh
yummycupkake 0
at least he didn't invite you via facebook to the wedding! :)
asoptavlo14 6
I doubt it was real if you didn't know. people get married to each other all the time and engaged when they don't mean it, just for fun.
sexyredlipsdude 5
lol nice one
rabbittboi 18
Yes. Because it would be a sin to be rational and **** while you're single. but thanks for reminding us people marry all the time "for fun.". That maKes it much easier to bust a nut without "sin " and it's all for fun.
fatgirllovesfml 0
I have a friend on Facebook whose status says ""Suicidal - Standing on the edge of a cliff"". So I poked him ;)
IphonFML 6
15, ORRR "brother has changed his relationship status from 'single' to 'engaged' ". whatever the brothers name is lol
iSitt 0
mail order foreign bride?
KingGeorgeGal 12
Facebook - bringing families together a day at a time.
Miss_Kristen 10
Lol. It seems like this kind of thing happens a lot
UnderJonathan 8
I like your comments lol they're hilarious
KingGeorgeGal 12
Thanks (:
ImaWiseGuy 5
surprise...
limegreenninja17 0
So true.
moosemonkey1000 6
holy shit king george girl i live in cb.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Well.. That's .. uh interesting .(:
CaptainDouche 0
creeper! ^^
KingGeorgeGal 12
I love your name ^^^(:
bamf2122 0
your beautiful! just to tell ya :)
Elphieba 4
Thats mean, don't tell him when your boyfriend moves in.
knights95 9
Really first reply and you put that
knights95 9
sorry wrong comment
KingGeorgeGal 12
Yea, she can just make it her facebook status (;
PSQ91 6
Well it's not official till it's on facebbok, duh!
SoccerCutie101 0
Haha you are so right :p
Outsider_77 0
don't underestimate the validity of something being "Facebook official"
WIZchild 0
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha...twitter
OreoKami 0
haha i lyke u!:)
derper71 3
its cuz u didnt make him a friggin sammich when he askd for one
flockz 20
u should get hungover at yell at his fiance's cereal.
dolphincheddar 10
I just added his fiancés cereal on facebook, his most recent status is: "some drunk idiot just yelled at me and then ate half of my fruit loops.. fml"
neveragain234 1
^^^ lmao right there
SorrowFull 8
it happens, if you don't get invited to the wedding then start worrying too
DaangItsBrooke 8
sounds like you too are very close...
babygirlc1 5
two*
GirlGoneBad123 0
ur very pretty :) btw I'm a girl so don't think it that way … ok bye
CaptainDouche 0
nice pic. that beta kicked ass.
nessaspissed 0
sad,your brothers closer to his fb than he is to you...:/lmao sad what this world is coming to..
Cryingraven 1
you should spam his wall for that!