Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday. I got a text from an unknown number, asking if I knew a girl that I had been talking to for a couple months. Turns out that it was that girl’s boyfriend, who saw our messages and let me know what she’s been up to. Greatest birthday present ever. FML
Today, on my birthday, I tried to be a good girlfriend by making sure my boyfriend of 3 years alarms were set for work on his phone. Noticed he’s back to talking to his ex as the messenger bubble had her face in it.. He was asking for boob pictures...FML
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Top comments
Etc80 0
Asshole. Better off.
tylersign 11
Uh... "he has a new girlfriend" almost tells me OP is a GIRL jackass.
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Comments (24)
Etc80 0
Asshole. Better off.
cuterthanuthink 0
omg that sucks!
dearViena 0
omg no :(
Dickman16 0
hahaha he probly did that on purpose. What a genius. lmfaoo
SAF_fml 0
mens asses
katewasherexx 0
I ******* hate ex boyfriends that are like that. Trust me, I have one.
chris1025 0
omg u are retarted. a guy posted this
hahasooo 2
a guy did not post this!
PurelyCanadian 18
You misspelled "retarded".
Deal23 0
My ex girlfriend did that so don't just blam guys.
LOL_7052 0
oh dear my ex has a girlfriend and didn't remember my birthday, whatever shall I do!!!!
RyanKaufman 7
Stop throwing genders around. People in general do it. Humanity ******* sucks.
Monkey_Man_03 0
it's not like you were still together then told you. still, tough shit, girl :/