Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
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Top comments
TheEpicFoo 0
That's one determined bully.
worldcupcheer17 0
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
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Comments (390)
kaykay20 0
Was time for a restraining order years ago. Get one you need it
maffy4ever 8
It's one of those situations where you're not sure if you can laugh, or if you should call the cops.
alex6946 10
he needs to grow up and you should change your number!
nancyfantastic 3
More like F his life for being so pathetic he has to hold on to his school bully status. It sounds like he peaked in high school and is continuing to "relive the glory days".
goodevilgenius 5
Next year, record the call, and hand it over to the police. It's not simple bullying. It's called harassment.
evilplatypus 39
Regrettably, it's a felony in most areas to record a conversation without both parties being aware.
WTFitsBob 4
tell him you're a cop and you'll arrest his ass for discrimination.
swittig 0
Two problems: 1. I'm sure by now realizes he's not a cop 2. you need to look up what discrimination is. giggity. that is all.
Deverz 10
yeah you have the wrong word there, not discrimination at all
Tektite 14
LMFAO @ "discrimination". Don't try and use big words if you're too stupid to know what they mean and when to use them.
sxe_beast 11
"treatment or consideration of, or making a distinction in favor of or against, a person or thing based on the group, class, or category to which that person or thing belongs rather than on individual merit" I'm pretty sure the bully is discriminating against the OP for something.
ryryish 0
screw the cops. grow a pair.
iLoveBoobies21 0
you can now classify yourself as screwed.
lainzilla 14
Definitely time to get the police involved if he's been doing this for 16 years. Jesus Christ.
jadeyzpearl 0
omg stand up for urself already!!