TheLoneSoul
France
Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Billy
United States
Have a Kitkat
Today, my wife came back from a three-day moms' retreat, and was mad I didn't immediately want to spend time with her. She called me 68 times (yes, I counted) while she was gone, so it was really like she never left. FML
svsksosnns
Olympia, United States
Now what?
Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Pleased to see you too
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
Unhappily Ever After
Littleton, United States
Like the deserts miss the rain
Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML
scumbag
United States
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Bobert
Romania
Oh well…
Today, I was out of town on a work trip. I'd fought with my wife before leaving, and I felt bad, so I called her and poured my heart out, telling her how much I loved her. She sighed and said, "Okay, anyway…" and complained about bills and chores for ten minutes, then wouldn't say she loved me. FML
that one anon
San Diego, United States
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Anonymous
United States
My favorite boy
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Anonymous
Hamburg, Germany
You fool
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
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Paras_800 27
We need a follow up on this op.
Cads1 24
So what exactly does your wife do other than another man/woman?
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toametru1 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe she forget to tell you it was a permanent job move, and realized she can't live without you
mcsammo11 12
you think she would have called before 3 years passed
TheNewGuy03 29
...2, you can't be that dense. No, you can't... Even if she had a damn good explanation, it still would not be enough (in my eyes). It's just outright ******-up, through and through.
IamHercules 24
Ok, what if she was kidnapped and just escaped? Is that still not enough of a explanation for you?
TheNewGuy03 29
72 -- that would literally be the *only* thing that would work, and she better have some proof. If she just calls me up after that long and says something along the lines of "Oh, hey, honey, how's everything? It's been a while, huh? Oh yeah, some guy kidnapped me and I managed to escape. Took me 3 years. Phew!" ... yeah, she's getting the hammer (proverbially, of course).
Dictionaryspeaks 18
That would be awkward.!
Paras_800 27
We need a follow up on this op.
MDoremis 38
Most definitely. I want to know what happened!
Oblivion239 21
This has to be the most/one of the most confusing FMLs. It needs a follow up
radiocaf 29
I'm with you guys. This needs some story, we want details OP! :)
jc1015 25
here ya go op's wife left him and he's too stupid to have figured it out. he's also stupid for not divorcing her ass after a month.
msmedieval 11
I'm sorry OP, I can't imagine how that must've felt like.
Ichiya 29
Probably really awkward.
psychopolarbear 28
I might not be able to imagine it, but I think "ouch" sums it up nicely.
Earths_Venus 25
Sounds like she's got some EXplaining to do.
sighlifeman 12
that's one heck of a business trip
TheNewGuy03 29
Certainly a lot of "business," and not the kind that involves companies. This might be one of the most WTF FMLs I have seen...
americanafrican 32
sorry man. maybe she is a spy!
Cads1 24
So what exactly does your wife do other than another man/woman?
MrThump 16
Ever seen castaway with Tom Hanks? It's a great movie.
skelemirth 2
Yoh Dude! that is one LOOOONG ass Business trip!