Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
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Today, it’s my birthday. It’s 2:30 pm, and my parents are still sleeping while I watch television with my dog. I’ll probably also have dinner with my dog. Happy Birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
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Gweedo65 16
Happy Birthday!
azelk 8
No shit.
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Comments (74)
fmlrulesBolt 14
Mans best friend
mikaellikestacos 14
I hope it was chocolate
dnice1864 18
Happy belated Birthday!
Smo0chin 14
that counts
griffin1992 9
My birthday was yesterday and everyone forgot except my boss, who told me My present was to work over time. You're not alone. Happy Belated birthday!
jimbob123456 13
Have you seen the movie "16 Candles" if not you should watch it. You'd probably like it. Trust me this relates to your FML I promise
chazzywazzy654 22
I've seen that movie and no it really doesn't
some_duck 11
congrats
digarci 3
Happened to me on my birthday, too. The important thing is that he remembered.
lollypop624 11
Awwwwwww!!! So cuute!! Your dog sounds great, but I could never ask for a better dog than mine, I don't think anyone could! xx
Holgermis 5
Happy birthday