Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
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Shlizabeth 0
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YDI for doing drugs. Just kidding, but seriously, you do deserve it for having blue hair.
dumbasspricks 0
stereotypical jerk of a father. and i hope when that girl get older she dyes her hair blue.
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
I used to get stuff like this. I had green and purple hair
mwz777 0
I hope she does drugs too haha karmas a bitch.
dirtbiker219 0
that's what u get for bein a emo. lol
Darcon 8
LOOOOOOL
bassoonist527 0
268- you aren't very intelligent, are you?
xSonic 9
I used to dye my hair.....but then I took an arrow to the knee
zombiegold 23
Congratulations! You are now the 26th millionth person to use this joke on the internet!
turtlesarerad14 13
???!!! that joke is so old I forgot it even existed..
redbluegreen 41
Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user
Lolpizza_fml 0
blue hair is awesome! hes just trying to make sure his daughter does get her hair dyed...
cheezebuiscut 0
LolXP my friends colored there hair with markers once...That's drugs lol
Juggalette_623 9
Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
(h5) for us green haired folks =D
horridromance 7
I have pink hair and have never even tried drugs:)
nr790 0
YDI for 'avin blue hair.
Miss_Represented 0
Agree w/ 4. If you don't want snarky comments don't dye your hair odd colors. (Got to take the bad with the good)
sannamm 5
there's nothing wrong in having blue hair. it's close minded boring people like you who are wrong
13whatsername13 0
I don't agree that they deserve it but I kinda agree. I have blue hair and you do get some looks and stupid comments and loooads of little kids who point and ask their parents stuff like that, but if you let it bother you, especially enough to post it on ******* fml (which is just ridiculous, suck it up!), then that's just stupid, get used to it cause with blue hair you get that kinda shit but it's completely worth it. if you don't think so then just dye it back.
guitar43 0
I think you go to my school maybe. Anywyassss fyl hair has nothing to do with drugs unless you test it for it but even then you'd pass cuz it's blue which leads me to assume it's dyed.
britt93 7
yes because no in any school but yours dyes their hair blue.
ravinderkaler 0
#4 has the right idea.
spillproof 0
The dad is an ass. He if giving his daughter stereotypes.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
*ROTFLMAO* FYL, but seriously, it was a hilarious comment. Don't throw rocks, I've had blue hair before too. XD No drugs either.
shortgurlsaywahh 0
Ohmagahh that's so mean...blue hair is pretty ( sometimes ). But yeah FYL...unless you actually do drugs in which case YDI
dumbasspricks 0
what is fyl and what is ydi? i'm new. lol btw; i have pink/red/orange hair. and i'm drug free.
mattmalin11 0
It Means Fu*k your life - FML/FYL You Desierved it - YDI
Anony_fml 0
OP makes me lose some hope in humanity; #5 makes me lose the rest.