Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. It’s 2:30 pm, and my parents are still sleeping while I watch television with my dog. I’ll probably also have dinner with my dog. Happy Birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
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Gweedo65 16
Happy Birthday!
azelk 8
No shit.
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Comments (74)
andyeatsworld 10
Chocolates are always a great gift!
redneck_wolf 19
Sounds like a shitty gift
goreajek 13
Why do people care so much about birthdays? Might be because of the way I was raised... But I don't understand it.
zdane 9
Wow, now that's a heartfelt gift from DEEP inside.
lionhead29 9
was it a puppy?
Khaleesi_26 30
When it's time for their birthdays, pretend you forgot.
therealtixe 8
Welcome to the real world
thenamesjan 13
Happy birthday!
inolongercare 19
Surprise party!!
mister_icicle 17
I went through that 2 days ago. Although the next day a couple of people made vague allusions to me being old... does that count as remembering? :-P