Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Well isn't that shitty of him!
bubbles1286 1
One "person" didn't forget?? Do you have some weird new breed of dog?
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Comments (70)
alexandraa_fml 0
Well isn't that shitty of him!
rubzzz 0
first to reply to first =| yeah, im an asshole =
KamilleBlack 3
And now I'm a cat person.
bubbles1286 1
One "person" didn't forget?? Do you have some weird new breed of dog?
warsun 27
Were dogs or werewolves. Well I reckon were dogs
f_alltheirlives 3
A dog is not a person. You should want a book on animals for your next birthday
JustAReaderOfFml 4
people are animals dumbass. so thr4 dogs are ppl effin idiot no offence btw i juust get really worked up talkn to idiots lyk urself kthxbai
Laurasian 0
Erm....no....animals are not people. Sorry, sweetheart, but you're wrong.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/11/weekinreview/11leland.html this explens everythn, if u don get it than ur a dumbass. also, looking forward 2 seeng this video of urs, dipshit1991
waterynuggets 0
#44 You're a dumbass. The title of the article (which is not scientific nor peer-reviewed, so wtf?) has to do with helping animals like you would help people. Nothing in there suggests that dogs are *technically* humans, because guess what? They're not.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
dear wateryfuggats, ur a jerk and a dumbass. dont get involved thys has nothn 2do wyf u so juss go rite badck to ur lame life ok?! thanks.
waterynuggets 0
;liEK OKAii urr so rite u intranetz tuff guy uuu
CheshireHalli 19
Wow, you sink so low as to make fun of people's names when you're proven wrong... Are you in fourth grade?
Zlappy 0
Dogs are people that's ******* hilarious! And if i might say, your logic is awesome lets see; People are Animals therefore animals are people. Alright Cats are animals therfore animals are cats. MY GOD!... All animals are cats. Let's see; Feces is a brown thing therefore brown things are feces. Think of that the next time you're eating chocolate. This Logic Rocks! No seriously take a moment to think of what yoy just said "Justareaderoffml", your logic is retarded and if you don't know that then FYL.
Retillias 0
Although I think JustAReaderOfFml is an idiot, I agree that dogs, and other animals, are also people. The term "person" does not refer to the intelligence of its bearer, so why can't any other animals be people?
waterynuggets 0
Uh, dogs are not people. They're not even in the same biological family class as people. No one said shit about intelligence. By that "logic" you and Justareader are not people. 8) And going off into obscure dictionary definitions really doesn't change anything.
DizzyVulps 0
really? REALLY?! That's pretty much the STUPIDEST thing you could say to the OP. She was just trying to make a point, genius.
nolasaints 0
@38. you are the dumbass .dogs are not people. I guess you think everything that is alive is a person. this worm is a person. that clam is a person. it's kinda funny how you think we are stupid for knowing that dogs aren't people. way to use common sense and logic.
nolasaints 0
@53 haha friken hilarious
DrHoliday 7
That comment is bad, and you should feel bad.
sleephunters 8
Wow you should probably get more friends then just a dog
jazzyjada10 6
hey
Gulo_fml 0
When did we suddenly start thinking that dogs are human beings...?
riku3220 2
inb4 more "a dog is not a person" comments. Seriously. Who cares if a dog isn't a person. If the new shoes hadn't been filled with dog crap you all would've been commenting about how the OP is a self centered person because they were annoyed with no one remembering their birthday.
vita_questa_roba 0
Well thats the first thing i thought when i read it.
jessxoxo28 5
wow, thats horrible... but not one person remembered? thats sad...
Truthbringer 0
16 candles did it
LEPOfficer 0
Dayum, there are lots of these "everyone forgot my birthday" fmls.. Kinda makes me look at things differently, cuz I know I have a family and friends who wouldn't ever forget my birthday... And I take them for granted lots.. :( *snifflesnifflesniffle* Sentimental, I know.