Anonymous
Australia
Unhappy birthday
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Meowit
Livonia, United States
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
sigh
Singapore, Singapore
Lovely
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Anonymous
North Miami Beach, United States
You forgetting something?
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Anonymous
United States
Drive
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
amy
Happy nothing, then
Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
birthdayfail
Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
aishahahaha_
Lusaka, Zambia
Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
ShitHappens2016
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
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Pulman 13
Happy birthday!
shannon2348 14
you probably reminded your cleaner and they had to say it.
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Comments (11)
Boyufd 25
you had a better better than me. nobody wish me happy birthday
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
aw don't worry birthdays are overrated anyways
Sheila Deville 15
Good news is you have a cleaner, who cared enough to remember. I didn't get a happy b-day and i don't have a cleaner, i am the cleaner for 3 grown adults, non of whom say thank you either.
Ethan Gabriel Vivas 3
atleast somebody remembered
Monica Castillo 11
Happy belated birthday, dear!!
shannon2348 14
you probably reminded your cleaner and they had to say it.
Pulman 13
Happy birthday!
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
She probably heard you wishing yourself a happy birthday
Paul Rushing 21
Your birthday is most likely in your history in their folder for you
YallDeservedItJk 22
I’m sorry OP that really sucks :( Happy belated birthday!!!
Monica Castillo 11
I’m so sorry OP! Happy belated birthday from Texas!!