catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canton, United States
Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Victoria, Canada
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
bill
San Diego, United States
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
electronjames
Fredericksburg, United States
Check out Hank Pecker's Chadvice
Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Nicole557
United States
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
garfwebba
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Loner
Sounds wonderful
Today, I spent the thirty second consecutive day in a row seeing no one but my cat. FML
CatLover<3
Cibolo, United States
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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noncomposmentis 6
Better stay single than to be in an unhappy relationship.
Savra_fml 17
That is a terrible attempt at a joke, spelling, and grammar.....all in one.
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Savra_fml 17
/„,„/ (=';'=) /*♥♥* (.|.|..|.|.) .....meow
HahaYDI 0
Right now you're in the pre-cat lady stage. This stage begins merely with social isolation and taking comfort in kittens. In two to three more years your condition will progress from just "single cat lady" to full-fledged "crazy cat lady".
Enslaved 38
Nothing wrong with loving your cat. "Happy Anniversary" *sung Fred Flintstone style*
perdix 31
I totally agree! There's nothing wrong with loving your "cat." I think we need to get a room ...
Enslaved 38
Ummm I must warn you, my cat doesn't like peanut butter. Lol
DjeePee 25
If I'm ever going to be single, I will become a cat-lady, that's for sure.
ThatLooksSticky 16
It's way better to be single with a cat than with a dog. If you go out after work on Friday, drink too much, and wake up Sunday to find yourself married to a stranger in Vegas, you can go home on Monday to a cat who probably napped the entire time you were gone. A dog would go batshit crazy, tear up everything, then poop in your favorite shoes for being gone for more than 8 hours.
starrnao 15
Don't give up OP. I'm sure you'll fine someone that loves your cats as much as you do
desireev 18
Oooor... Someone who loves her as much as her cats do! :)
eatsleepjb 8
42-this has nothing to do with what you posted but your profile picture is so cute!
Gunplay 6
Just kitten.
bubo_fml 11
You're surrounded by pussy & complaining about it?! **** my luck!!
XvIZACKIvX 0
That's pretty sad that you have been keeping trick girl get out there find a real man for ya!!
drawmyhearton_fml 3
I was born a single cat-lady