Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar. I warned him that I was on my period, but he said it was fine. Not only was the sex awful, I woke up to find that he'd smeared period blood on my face in the dark. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I had sex with my landlord. As if that's not bad enough, my period hit, and I bled everywhere. His place is a total bloodbath and I'm worried that he's going to ask me to pay for the damage. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife while she was on her period. After some time, I felt a burning sensation. When I pulled out, there was not only blood on my penis, but IN my penis. I, a man, peed out period blood. It hurt. I did not know this was possible. FML
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Top comments
tonyfan00 38
That's just bloody rude!
Dave_Davington 34
Not the kind of facial you were expecting, I'm sure.
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Comments (35)
tonyfan00 38
That's just bloody rude!
Dave_Davington 34
Not the kind of facial you were expecting, I'm sure.
Rabite 28
Someone needs to watch less ****.
Rob Martin 5
That blows. Sure that was terrible for you. ?
Dave_Davington 34
...Yeah, I think she's pretty sure about this one.
Arashikage 18
"Simba"
exileonmainst 16
I wonder if he’s related to the woman who thought period blood cures baldness.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Could anyone who voted "you deserve it" explain why?
piinksock 17
it's weird how inviting a stranger into your home to share your bed might go unpleasantly. it's almost as if you don't know them and have no way to predict if they're an asshole or not...count herself lucky she wasn't murdered.
Lobby_Bee 18
You are a true warrior now, although your first victim wasn't that great.
davecross 11
That's on you. If you didn't want to get period blood on your face then you shouldn't have have sex. You could have easily said to the guy I'm on my period I don't want to have sex it makes me uncomfortable or some other excuse.
Dave_Davington 34
Found the judgemental prude.
nrvanagrl 6
I’m not sure if you know how sex works, but generally you can have period sex without it ending up on your face.
Leviathene 34
Davecross, for the record, it is up to the individuals involved if they wish to proceed with sex during menstruation. Nowhere does it say that OP was uncomfortable having sex while on her period. OP was honest with the guy and he said he was fine with it. That's informed consent. I'm hoping it was a misunderstanding rather than intent to prank OP. During sex, certain activities mean getting fluids on different body parts. I'm thinking, in the heat of the moment, the guy may have ended up with blood on his hands and touched OP's face during sex.
Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16
You hope, the only other logical explanation involves mouthwash and the alcoholic’s pledge to never drink again that typically lasts Monday-Friday.
Goatstookallusernames 5
reality check: periods = high risk for STD infection for both partners. get tested.
chosha_fml 27
They could still have used a condom for that very reason.
psycobunnymamafox 13
No it doesn't if it increased the risk for stds or other issues you wouldn't have sex while on your period which for most women you get monthly
rmartinezv 4
Well that's what you get for easy trick