Today, and for a while now, my phone has been autocorrecting "I love you" to "I lobsters." My girlfriend almost believes I have some sort of a seafood fetish. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law that "crispy dick" is on the menu tonight. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML
Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Better fix it before she leaves for some shellfish guy who's all muscles.
Chazzster 32
My autocorrect seems to frequently turn “FOR” into “fir” which makes me sound like a hillbilly (actually I am, I guess, but I don’t talk that way.) Autocorrect can be great and it can be a problem! At least on Apple devices you can reset autocorrect’s memory to get it to unlearn it’s assumptions and that might help. But more importantly - Always read your message before hitting send.
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RichardPencil 32
Just don't let her know how attached you are to your crabs.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Better fix it before she leaves for some shellfish guy who's all muscles.
Charlie Given 28
Not sure if you know this but you can turn autocorrect off lol
Chazzster 32
My autocorrect seems to frequently turn “FOR” into “fir” which makes me sound like a hillbilly (actually I am, I guess, but I don’t talk that way.) Autocorrect can be great and it can be a problem! At least on Apple devices you can reset autocorrect’s memory to get it to unlearn it’s assumptions and that might help. But more importantly - Always read your message before hitting send.