LadyNexus
Mohrsville, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
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Anonymous
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RobinGoodfellow 47
It's not a great compliment, but at least he didn't say you're the second-hottest seven.
Floortje 17
He doesn't really know how to flatter a woman, does he? :p well at least you're the hottest seven!
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Floortje 17
He doesn't really know how to flatter a woman, does he? :p well at least you're the hottest seven!
JocelynKaulitz 28
Eh, think of it this way: lucky number 7!
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
Excuse me for the dumb question, but what is a seven exactly..?
Floortje 17
How you rate someone on a scale from 1-10!
jayfresh98 8
Honestly a seven is the best in my opinion.
LaurenRoxsU 9
Because getting into lower digits, and it isn't hittable. But any higher, then she most likely *knows* she's a 8-9-10 and acts accordingly. Self absorbed, vain, stuck up and generally a "I-know-you-want-this-and-you-should-because-I'm-the-best-thing-ever" vibe.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@55, I don't think downplaying someone's "score" makes them less likely to be vain, just more likely to be insecure. I think it's better to know your worth and be confident than it is to be overly insecure. Insecurity hurts more than vanity.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@55, I don't think downplaying someone's "score" makes them less likely to be vain, just more likely to be insecure. I think it's better to know your worth and be confident than it is to be overly insecure. Insecurity hurts more than vanity.
LaurenRoxsU 9
@77, I think you misunderstood what I meant. Firstly it was laced with sarcasm since "scoring" a human being with a number is very primitive and quite ludicrous IMO. But I digress, I mean that someone who would be considered a 8-9-10 esp 9/10, usually know it. So without even taking into account you telling them their "rating"...usually they act like they already know they're a 9.9. From either being treated as such their whole life or just being self absorbed. No I'm not labeling all people that way, it's just the mindset many have.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Ah, I get you, 81. Sorry I misunderstood! It could just be super damaging to be told by someone like an SO that you're unattractive or anything to that effect.
bearstyle22 11
A seven is pretty good!
FBellesLife 15
That's right! I'd even settle with being a 6 and 3/4.. Atleast that's over average right?
kennie999 5
a 6 3/4??? I'd give you a 9 girl! you're gorgeous
deltoren 11
Yes it is considering 6 is pornstar hot
RobinGoodfellow 47
It's not a great compliment, but at least he didn't say you're the second-hottest seven.
pitapizzaparty 18
Then she'd be a 9
wikypedia 5
U should be happy, that rounds up to an 8!
Sandman366 6
I thought it actually meant more like an average 9, with "really hot 7" being an 8. (This rounding stuff on unusual scales gets confusing fast...)
priyaaaa124 22
I bet you're a high 10!
cheeeksss 29
I don't think a hot 7 = 10.
jojimugo 20
#13 but a hot 7 could be a warm 8
teapotrevolt 27
I feel like anything above what he said you are, "the hottest seven" is like reserved for strippers and other unobtainables. Lol
sirrubberduckie 37
Uh, have you ever actually seen a stripper in person?
MartiOan 8
Maybe from judging only your physical appearance you would be a seven but your personality, wits, charm and intelligence (or him beeing in love with you) make you seem much more attractive. I think it might be a better compliment than him lying you were a 10/10
milehigh52 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm not a huge fan of saying dump him but if he can't even give you a proper compliment then he will never make you feel like the most beautiful women in the world like every good boyfriend should.
meli1195 31
some dudes, and women, are not good with the whole compliment thing. just because they're not doesn't mean they should be dumped by their significant other. also, I'm sure there are other ways of making them feel like the most beautiful woman in the world
TanzWolf 26
I hope you have fun with all your girlfriends dumping you over a failed compliment... Not everyone is a smooth talker.
milehigh52 22
32 it's not for not complimenting her. That didn't sound like a compliment. How is calling someone the hottest 7 a compliment. Have fun with your boyfriends making you feel insecure about yourself. You really don't find anything wrong with that compliment? Oh and btw I never directly said to dump him.
EmoKami 21
Would you rather be the hottest 7 or ugliest 8? Either way, a number scaling system isn't really the best way to compliment or convey your feelings for someone...FYL
HereNReady 13
Young men are the dumbest creatures alive. We are much better as we mature.
Ichiya 29
Not really.
Vestin 18
#10 Ermergherd, you're, like, totes correct on that one! I mean, I can't, like, imagine how young girls must feel around you... 's cray-cray, I tell ya.
LaurenRoxsU 9
I don't think people picked up on the /sarcasm. But I see what you did there ^_^ Very spot-on impression of an ignorant, illiterate, and irritating young person. Perf, likee ttly amaze job hun (:
cheeeksss 29
#45, those commas... I paused so many times in my head as I read your comment lol.