Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Out of the frying pan…
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
sickday
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
SickSmick
United Kingdom
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Anonymous
Vilnius, Lithuania
Bad timing
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Anonymous
Today, it's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend, and all I wanted to do was treat him to dinner and be intimate with him. However, today is also the ninth day of my period and the fifth day that I’m feeling constantly nauseous. My period should’ve ended five days ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Holding
Staunton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML
Jobby
Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
Top comments
abbyade 21
That is so unlucky. Make the most of it OP. Just rest and keep hydrated. The better you are the more you will be able to do. You can have a second honeymoon else where even at home.
wheresthesafety 31
Rip
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Comments (82)
mattyiscool123 26
That shrimp cocktail was always up to no good.
zr11990 8
Wow did your husband get his red wings
BatGirl1825 13
8 days of period? Oh my lord.... Life has not been very kind to you lately ?
smiley1014 23
I'm just going to say, I want to party with you! Lol
sporty061200r 8
You'd think it be easy to plan a honeymoon during her good 3 weeks of the month YDI
sweetpotato301 7
Not everybody is lucky enough to have clockwork periods. Some women have no idea when the next one will come. Educate yourself.
nanner6206 24
Stress can throw your hormones and cycle out of whack. Usually for big fancy important dates, like a wedding, there is stress involved. Also, as mentioned above, not all women have regular cycles
Jonfun 14
The twelve days of Krampus. Really early!
prettygurl89 16
Awwww that sucks :( Feel better soon.
sweetpotato301 7
For some women it's just impossible to do that. Periods can be very irregular.
Buklauh 2
you know when your going to have your period. it didn't just sneak up on you. that's your fault.
suznmar 16
7 days? You might not have food poisoning...