Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Out of the frying pan…
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
sickday
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
SickSmick
United Kingdom
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Anonymous
Vilnius, Lithuania
Bad timing
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Anonymous
Today, it's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend, and all I wanted to do was treat him to dinner and be intimate with him. However, today is also the ninth day of my period and the fifth day that I’m feeling constantly nauseous. My period should’ve ended five days ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Holding
Staunton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML
Jobby
Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
Top comments
abbyade 21
That is so unlucky. Make the most of it OP. Just rest and keep hydrated. The better you are the more you will be able to do. You can have a second honeymoon else where even at home.
wheresthesafety 31
Rip
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Comments (82)
Sumus125 17
Well at least you're with the one you love, right? ^-^'
JimminyCrib 7
Well at least I hope you are improving your oral talents
man0warz 1
My wife got pass-out sick the night before our wedding and spent our honeymoon in about the same way you probably are. I spent our honeymoon sitting on the couch watching TV in the living room of the condo our friends sent as to as a wedding gift (coincidentally in BC). It sucks while it's happening, but it actually makes a decent story to tell people later. Very memorable and not what they're used to. Hang in there and you'll be able to laugh about it years from now.
sinisterace 12
God is telling you something. ????
krispybacon4321 23
Day EIGHT of your period? Oh honey I'm sorry
Alienlover 5
Oh my goodness! Thats awful, feel better soon OP.
Jacorama 8
How long does food poisoning last for
iMuffinKat 16
Aw :( I get how you're feeling. The very first time my period started (when I was 10) was right before our trip to California to Disneyland. It's not as bad as your experience, but I just thought I should share.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That sucks, OP. So sorry to hear that. But hey, if it makes you feel any better, my honeymoon was no picnic, either. My husband couldn't get an erection for like a month after the wedding night, so we couldn't consummate the marriage until then.
connorhperkins 9
Pretty sure food poisoning doesn't last over 24 hours... You should get that checked out.