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Anonymous Vancouver, Canada

Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML

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abbyade 21

That is so unlucky. Make the most of it OP. Just rest and keep hydrated. The better you are the more you will be able to do. You can have a second honeymoon else where even at home.

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guttedbrit 26

I feel awful for you, OP. :(

ssnow_fml 20

I don't get why girls don't take their cycle into consideration when planning their wedding/honeymoon. It is definitely a factor to consider.

Limeila 10

Some of us have a very irregular cycle and can't take hormones due to medical conditions

Bunnyluver 20

If only knew, but you don't so you have no right to judge us. Alot of different things can occur that aren't in our hands.

9a_z1 11

How lovely for you that you don't understand the tyranny of an irregular period. Also OP could have needed to go on a new pill recently which can mess things up a bit. The best thing to do is accept you can't plan for every contingency on your wedding day and just remember it's all about sharing your life with another person, that's going to get messy and unpleasant sometimes too but the main thing is you'll be in it together.

cocacola999 27

People often plan their weddings and honeymoons up to a year in advance. Even if OP has a regular cycle, it is impossible to predict your period that far ahead (usually there's still plus/minus 3 days of variation). And stress can mess up even the most regular periods.

doemetoch 28

I was amazed by the ignorance of your comment, but then I realized you're a young, single guy, which might explain why you don't know much about periods.

Setareh23 34

Stress can also really impact periods (as someone else mentioned). My friend has an extremely regular period, but she was so stressed when she got married that her period came a full 12 days early. Unfortunate, but these things do happen!

tibtak_fml 10

If the river is red, you shall take the muddy path.

saxaddict122 14

I'm pretty sure you mean, "when the red river flows, take the dirt road"

False_Stupidity 42

Or her hubby can use his staff to part the red sea :)

Migole 36

Food poisoning shouldn't take longer than 2 or 3 days. If you've been vomiting/******** for a whole week, that's probably an infection (might be from unsanitary food/water of course) and should be treated by a doctor. Nevertheless, this is an extremely unlucky coincidence and I hope you didn't pay too much and can maybe have a second honeymoon?

hiddenheartrch 10

Thank god somebody said it.

xxxkdjahkakdkd 7

At least you has one nice day, right?

Gemfez 17

How did this deserve 120+ YDI? Hang in there, after 10 years you'll look back and laugh.

SmittyJA24 26

Hubby got his red-wings?

stevenbro 6

FYHL too.

tin_cup 27

If you and your husband can get through this, everything else will be a piece of cake!

PoolDeadio 12

Could be worse...?