Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally synced his contacts to my phone. I'm not sure who I want to message first, "Amber (Big Ass)", "Kayla (Baby Girl)", or one of the other 64 with similar descriptions in parentheses. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend of 8 years set up his Google Mini after he complained a thousand times that it wasn't working. As I successfully set up, I got to the part where one can set up speed dial contacts and we looked for my contact on his phone. I saw my name was saved as 'Lust'. FML
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Top comments
Exodiafinder687 58
No. You don't understand. That's just the contact name for his butcher that he buys bacon from. He calls him that because he sells him "a side of Babe."
NobodyGay 16
That sucks OP. hope you find a man you can trust someday and isn't a moron.
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Comments (79)
NobodyGay 16
That sucks OP. hope you find a man you can trust someday and isn't a moron.
Exodiafinder687 58
No. You don't understand. That's just the contact name for his butcher that he buys bacon from. He calls him that because he sells him "a side of Babe."
Z3R0G5 23
You're comments never fail to make me laugh.
koulz 12
*your
bingalingading 12
haha best. comment. ever.
RandomGirlHere 14
Leave him. You deserve better.
foxmatrix15 8
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How does it sound when u say to urself "he has a spare tire". Now apply that to u and leave his ass
turdblossom 8
I would certainly hope he has a spare tire. It's dangerous to drive without one! Also, I don't how that could apply to this situation.
princesspeachxox 18
Is that you drax?
princesspeachxox 18
did you all really down vote a guardians of the galaxy reference. ugh what is this site :(
slothstronaught 11
You hit the nail on the head right there.
eatmor2 9
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Rookie mistake
WingWalker 2
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No guy would name a contact that unless it was a joke.
Mauskau 36
Some people are morons, so sometimes you just can't doubt these kinds of things.
Vitotaylor36 13
True. Nor can you jump to irrational decisions. It's very possible that is just a joke. Maybe a very close female friend. I know a lot of people who put those joke names, similar to that one, in their phone.
_kyleG_ 34
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Lighten up OP, he's messing with you
nataliewby 25
How do you know he's just messing with her?
Jmgonzo 10
How do you know he's not?
alitairi 18
yeah... cheating is nothing to joke about. ever. especially in this day and age.
quickit 24
I'm sure it's just a metaphor.
Wolfparable 22
Well, least you know the kind of bastard he is. Sorry that happened,dump him and move on.
WingWalker 2
So a most likely joke is a reason to dump someone? You must be a lot of fun in a relationship..
sophiehelen 32
A joke? This isn't a joke. Jokes are funny, not pretending you're cheating on someone...my relationship is fun cheers
DolphinLaser23 24
I know that my girlfriend has one of her friends listed in her phone as something similar. It could be nothing but that's still something to have a talk about.
Jmgonzo 10
Ur girlfriend might have something going on, sorry dude
Econforthwin 15
You should consider the option that the girl your girlfriend is texting is in fact a guy.
domolovesyoshi 33
Unless he's met her/him not everything is sinister