Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Out of the frying pan…
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
sickday
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
SickSmick
United Kingdom
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Anonymous
Vilnius, Lithuania
Bad timing
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Anonymous
Today, it's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend, and all I wanted to do was treat him to dinner and be intimate with him. However, today is also the ninth day of my period and the fifth day that I’m feeling constantly nauseous. My period should’ve ended five days ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Holding
Staunton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML
Jobby
Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
Top comments
abbyade 21
That is so unlucky. Make the most of it OP. Just rest and keep hydrated. The better you are the more you will be able to do. You can have a second honeymoon else where even at home.
wheresthesafety 31
Rip
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lexos 16
I know that feeling food poisoning is literally a pain in da ass. You should check out a local doctor the have some good meds against it
Pentium_4 27
wow :( literally after one day of honeymooning, life said to you: "okay, party's over, here comes reality" that's harsh
zach205 24
And day 2 it said, "you aren't suffering enough, have food poisoning as well"
SarcasticShade 16
Maybe the earth will just end up swallowing OP.
wheresthesafety 31
Rip
KK3137 31
Day 8 of your period? If it doesn't usually last that long you should probably get that checked out, same with the food poisoning.. Hope you feel better soon!
silvermoon5033 26
Some women can average up to 10 days. That is not a big deal unless OP's period normally lasts significantly shorter.
Gradask 10
Actually anything over 7 days and if it still heavy should be checked up because it can be a underlying disease . Here in Europe we girls are taught 3- 7 days are normal, over 7 days isnt normal and should be checked up because it can be something easily treated.
silvermoon5033 26
I know typically that that long lasting isn't normal, however, every women's body is different. This may be normal for her. My friend's normal is 9 days, when she went to the doctor, she was told that despite it not being wide scale normal, it was perfectly fine and she was healthy. My sister's is 2 days (lucky bitch), again, just depends on the person.
KK3137 31
Which is why I wrote "if it doesn't usually last that long" :) I wasn't saying it's wrong, just a lot of people kind of wait for things to stop and are reluctant to go to doctors because they're sure it will blow over, so I was thinking if OP is in that situation then it could be good to know that it's potentially not healthy, not that she would be weird if that's normal for her.
graceh1211 20
It would only be worrying if OP's period is still heavy. If it is then she can have iron deficiencies
domolovesyoshi 33
Just because you were taught that does not mean it is the defining rule of how periods should last, I was taught that anything between 1-11 days is normal because every girls body is different.
TXlove 6
I've been told by my doctor that my normal is ok because it's normal for me... My period is 13-15 days long, every month. So no matter how heavy it's not a concern. Just take iron supplements and go about my life
GamerGirl2014 13
In Aus it's anywhere from 2-10 days is considered normal but it does indeed depend on the individual.
peckerbeak22 14
Godspeed to you I am terribly sorry that must be the worst
abbyade 21
That is so unlucky. Make the most of it OP. Just rest and keep hydrated. The better you are the more you will be able to do. You can have a second honeymoon else where even at home.
Miss33_fml 15
Day 7 of food poisoning? What did you eat?!?!
Adeptus_Astartes 22
Must have been rotten beans.
ImTheAlpha 30
If they're on vacation in a place with different foods they could be sick from that, as their system wouldn't be used to it and would try and get rid of it.
thatADHDdude 21
Poisoned food
zainman13 26
Get well soon OP. Don't feel too bad
dannidoll93 24
And day 6 of wondering if someone up there doesn't approve of your new husband? Sorry OP that sucks. Feel better soon.
zebra3_fml 7
Take Nauzene for the poisoning, and do it in the shower. Solved.
silvermoon5033 26
Yeah, that sounds like a greaat solution.
zebra3_fml 7
good thing it was a lighthearted remark and not professional advice, I guess.
Bunnyluver 20
That is the worst. I'm not sure what's up with me, but my stomach is not too happy either. Try to enjoy what's left, but maybe you can plan a second honeymoon once you get better or for your 1st anniversary!