Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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xlord 27
Those tablets seem pretty baaad
michaelaranda 28
You should check out the forums of popular health websites. They give really good advice that tell you what anything youre taking will actually do to you.
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Steffi3 40
Sounds like you need to shave a little more often
MDoremis 38
Perhaps switching to a prenatal vitamin would work? It gives you pretty much all the same vitamins you're trying to get with the Hair, Skin & Nails vitamin but at much lower levels. Plus you get the added bonus of getting a boat load if other vitamins that are good for you.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Actually, they've found that the only reason people associate prenatal vitamins with those things is because pregnant women have higher levels of estrogen, which naturally promote hair & nail growth, as well as better skin. Biotin is a lot more effective.
Tutetheblack 20
Shave em and make a beard out of it
amyfann 26
I heard castor oil is great for your eyelashes and hair. A friend of mine from India, said that the men use it on their bald spots. And women use it on their eyelashes for super long eyelashes... I also know that putting olive oil on your nails and putting on cotton gloves helps them grow longer and stronger in 2-4 months. There's also this lavender nail polish remover that has no chemicals to remove it and smells great. Just saying. I know vitamins all and the growth pills didn't work.
R3TROxLOV3 32
You need to be REALLY careful putting in on your eyelashes. I actually wouldn't personally put it on my eyelashes at all.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Yeah, that seems pretty iffy. Oils can become hotbeds for bacteria growth, & there's already a lot of bacteria living on & around our eyelashes anyway...
ModernZelda 19
That blows, OP. On the bright side, with this frigid cold air we're having, you'll be toasty warm down in your "nether region".
katydid91 31
Don't be baaashful, most of us have to do some personal landscaping once in a while.
badasian2330 6
You don't have to worry until you need to break out the heavy machinery to trim the hedges.
katydid91 31
I just cringed at the thought of a hedge trimmer.
NamesIncognita 15
That...Sounds possible...
thejonac 21
i think you should really get some professional medical advice ? don't buy anything off the shelf if you don't know what it does :0 good luck OP
hammonds92 21
...Someone has curly hair
vikky538 29
everyone has...
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Yeah, MOST people.
travellingfun 18
Why did you let them get that long and thick?!