Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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xlord 27
Those tablets seem pretty baaad
michaelaranda 28
You should check out the forums of popular health websites. They give really good advice that tell you what anything youre taking will actually do to you.
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Comments (59)
blackonblight 33
I'm so confused by this. You do know by the time hair breaks the skin it's dead, right? Why would you be downing vitamins for hair growth instead of just trying to make sure the follicles you have are coming in properly?
allyiscute1 22
I've been going on FML for four or five years now and I still do not understand why I read these while eating-_-
amelia_suhayda 22
The pelt has been shaved!
dractheripper 11
Prenatal vitamins do wonders for your hair and nails. And they don't do what yours did.
yerrkiddingme 2
lol
mlelene13 7
Bald like an eagle.
mthurston 14
Pics or nah?
lonelysquid93 6
Don't shave, let it grow thick and beautiful! A bush is a gorgeous thing on a woman, so sexy, soft, fluffy and feels good against my face.