Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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xlord 27
Those tablets seem pretty baaad
michaelaranda 28
You should check out the forums of popular health websites. They give really good advice that tell you what anything youre taking will actually do to you.
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Comments (59)
Bradenheck 5
ItWorks is nothing but a pyramid scam
bab3ruthl3ss 16
A pyramid scheme or a scam? Those are usually two different things, though they can apply to the same products.
captainsmegma 12
It's amazing how fast that shit grows down there. Seems like I'm always mowing the lawn. One needs to keep the playground nice.
DiamondGirlj 18
Nails and hair are the same thing,
R3TROxLOV3 32
Try MSM, biotin, and a super b complex vitamin.Thats what I use and my hairs about 3 inches past BS length. Also, make a mix of jbco, peppermint eo, and rosemary eo and massage it into your hair for 5 minutes every other day. Jbco is known to grow edges and thicken hair, and both peppermint and rosemary eo are known to stimulate hair growth, amongst other things.
Nicholle2762 11
Try Biotin.
R3TROxLOV3 32
And a b complex vitamin. You shouldn't just take biotin by itself.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Word, Nature's Bounty has a kickass Hair, Skin, & Nails complex that comes in gummy vitamin form. I swear by it these days.
imintoNAndos 3
lol
imintoNAndos 3
call the weed whackers they just got into the WWE hall of fame and I bet they can help.... or just quit the vitamins.
Jethco 15
So, vitamin E?
TwiztedXB 4
Sell the vitamins & say they're bars.
Wolfipoo 31
That's gotta suck OP, hope you figure out the problem.