Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner...

gracelynn980765 27 June 2019, 12:30 🌶️ Spicy

Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Me. 27 October 2011, 06:40 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Not now, Cooper

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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Anonymous 30 October 2022, 22:00 Cambridge, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Hashtag Not All Men, but quite a few, eh?

Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML

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Anonymous 21 November 2011, 22:39 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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Anonycock 6 January 2016, 17:15 Doha, Qatar

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

58 comments

Anonymous 28 April 2013, 19:53 Saudi Arabia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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Anonymous 17 May 2011, 10:06 Finland 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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Danny 28 May 2012, 18:02 Dublin, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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MrAries 2 March 2016, 11:45 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML

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bonehead69 31 May 2015, 07:06 Taylorville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Quick as rainbows

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

104 comments

jesus christ, dad 6 September 2013, 16:48 Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Knock first

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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RichardPencil 32

27 June 2019, 12:52

I’m sure your gynecologist will be able to find them, along with some keys, chapsticks, loose change and Skittles.

RichardPencil 32

27 June 2019, 12:50

You’d think after the second time, you’d stop talking about Amway products during coitus! Multi-level marketing, aka pyramid scheme, is a real boner-killer!