Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
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M0NK3Yz 2
does it feel sexy?
icrest80 4
You need a gf pretty badly
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Comments (113)
AidenSurvival 7
Might as well shave the other. It'll grow back.
Stevenc1592 0
Holy crap that's weird!
Hellbound_Alleee 14
Did you know that women's legs actually have hair on them? You could have felt your own leg without shaving, and pretended it was a woman's leg, because that's probably what one feels like in the winter. Except softer.
slifer151 3
I'm sorry that I laughed at that. Here, a special hug all the way from Wales bro :) *hug*
SmileyKyliKins 4
So now you have one gorilla leg and another baby ass leg? Um... Alright.
wallstreet015 0
you should lift up your skirt and see if you still have a ******
calebcc 1
Haha.. Bro.. You are decived! If you wanna know how a woman's legs feel.. Shave than rub them in 5 days..
Sicilysstallion 2
Get out there and find yourself a nice lady they are all over the place
deemoe 5
U need a cuddle buddy
killmoose 5
Just get a hooker!!