Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
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M0NK3Yz 2
does it feel sexy?
icrest80 4
You need a gf pretty badly
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Comments (113)
AlexaWuzHere 31
Come on OP, there's plenty of ways to meet women. There's hundreds of single's events and dating websites. You just need to get out there and try, but maybe wait until your leg hair grows back.. Or wear pants.
perdix 31
You ought to start eating a lot and put on a bunch of weight. Moobs are just like female *******. Trust me on this one!
ebonyirony 29
This is awful but my dad said once, as a joke"I'm a **** guy. Your mom doesn't have any so I grew my own; it's playtime all the time!"
misterjez 15
Hahahaha
SomeRussianGirl 3
54 you're dad is is hilarious lol.
br0ccoli 15
54 - If guys had boobs, they'd never go to work. They'd be alternating between attempting autofellatio and jumping on trampolines while massaging their boobs.
BongRipsForJesus 7
82- your Also, one less "is" :)
emeraldisle 30
Instead of wasting time shaving your leg, why don't you do something about it?
droln4maltesers 8
Get a blow up doll.. At least that won't be AS bad!
AGhost5445 25
That's still pretty sad.
Dixbfloppin 11
That's even worse.
RedPillSucks 33
You could learn yoga so that you can be flexible enough to give your self a *******. Since you're not going to get one the traditional way.
Enslaved 38
So you're a leg guy? I once got a pedicure done by this guy and he had a hard-on when he started to massage my legs. It was very awkward but he did a great job! I think they're hiring.
cantthinkofshit 5
Hey, random comment but I think I picked up on some references on your profile info? Care to tell me if I'm right? And what are the ones I did not get? I picked up on what I think was a megadeth quote, a Metallica reference, and lastly a godsmack song title?
Enslaved 38
Add-- Sixx AM- Queensrÿche- Deftones- (and can't forget) Avenged Sevenfold!! I'm a total Rocker!(: The "Red Shoe Diary" is a movie/series about secret fantasies.:P You're the first to ever ask about it. Lol
owo_fml 9
Feels good though, right?
kenzzie9999999 4
Oh that's so sad sorry OP
hateevryone 15
Get out the house, go to a bar, meet some women.
Ehko 6
How creative..