Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
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M0NK3Yz 2
does it feel sexy?
icrest80 4
You need a gf pretty badly
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Comments (113)
jelly713 19
Try being as social as possible to meet women & eventually make a move on the right one. Even if you don't get a girlfriend right away, it's okay, OP, you'll feel better over all because you won't feel as lonely. To make up for times you're not in the mood to go out then form a hobby. Point is, be happier & social or you will not get a girl.
Epikouros 32
If touching a man's legs feels good enough for you, your lonely days will soon be over :)
hoper423 3
This is so sad
zander4310 5
hahahahahahahhaha
worldclassrager 41
you need a girl...for sure...and wear jeans for a while also...you'll find one...just hope your leg hair is back by then...
zuzupetalsYO 11
I wish I could choose between, "you're life sucks", "you deserved it", and "you are a dumbshit." I'm sorry..is dumbshit two words!?
BongRipsForJesus 7
You're the one that doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your". Dumbshit. :)
fudgeimout 2
It's kind of like the stranger hand jerk, except you're not sitting on your hand till it doesn't feel like yours.
rivaraven 35
Wow... does this mean that I'm lonely, too? I mean, I have only hairy legs to touch. My boyfriend wouldn't be amused, if I told him to shave. Or I'd shave. But I can't stop laughing. XD
br0ccoli 15
Aw. I want to hug you. Get out there and start asking girls out. If you keep asking, one is bound to say yes. Key points: 1. Smell good 2. Smile 3. Make conversation
hardimanc 1
Remember to add lotion for an accurate substitute ;)