Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
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M0NK3Yz 2
does it feel sexy?
icrest80 4
You need a gf pretty badly
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Comments (113)
birdcagereligion 10
Maybe you should shave the other. I'd rather look weird with two shaved legs (if I were a guy) than one shaved and the other hairy.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Who wear's short shorts? Until you shave the other leg, not you op!
mrnuleef 7
Put an ad out on craigslist, or try a dating site. Being alone can really suck, and apparently pushes you to do some weird stuff
8KAGE8 8
That's pretty bad... Sorry OP...
realeah 4
Get a puppy. Puppies fix everything. And don't go walking around with chewbacca on one leg and the other "as smooth as a babies bottom." That's just asking for people to laugh at you...
Judahsh 8
Shave the dog
AnyaS 19
But not all girls shave legs. It's all preference.
cantthinkofshit 5
Preference maybe.. Mandatory for sexy time? Almost always.
realeah 4
Not all girls shave their armpits, but would you like to see that when your getting it on... Or at any other time, really? Quick answer: no.
cat0720 9
What is with all this sexism? I don't understand why women have to change everything and still aren't good enough. Why don't men shave? Because women have to do all the work.
realeah 4
45- It's not necessarily sexism. It's femininity. I am a feminist, but that just means I believe we should have equal rights socially, politically and economically. I also believe women should embrace their femininity, and their womanhood, not try to shove it off. Personally, I would rather shave or wax and look/feel pretty than have my legs rubbing together like sandpaper.
Shrike 24
You think they "SHOULD" do? That's not very feminist of you...
TheDrifter 24
I'm with the unshaven team. A woman's armpits and legs aren't my primary concern. That said, you can't just stop, a 5 day leg stubble will tear your partner to shreds.
hardimanc 1
To be honest, I like my legs and armpits smooth...I like the feel of my legs and it keeps my armpits less smelly
krylonpony 3
Me Gusta? ಠ_ಠ
xela96 0
You my friend, are one sad individual. It's not hard to talk to people at all
daminantion 14
Seeing are your account name is Alex 69, I really doubt your social standing is any higher than a 12 year old's.
GypsyRover 0
You are better off doing that then having a gf. You save money and can do what ever you want. :-)
BongRipsForJesus 7
If he could even find a gf that would love both him and his one smooth leg. I think you meant "than" instead of "then", that implies that he did one after the other.
nolasaints1122 1
LOL
PhishloverA 14
YDI. Men aren't supposed to shave their legs