Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
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Top comments
M0NK3Yz 2
does it feel sexy?
icrest80 4
You need a gf pretty badly
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Comments (113)
icrest80 4
You need a gf pretty badly
starman02 12
Forever alone Sorry OP maybe give online dating a try?
khaya 9
I think the fact he has shaved his leg to feel a woman's 'touch' means he has long since passed realms of Internet dating.
starman02 12
It's worth a shot though! Better to go and try to do something, than sit there and shave his leg
murlocholmes 5
Or we can organize a 5k race where all of the proceeds go towards buying this poor sap a Real Doll...
M0NK3Yz 2
does it feel sexy?
ydi_4_suking 20
It's so wrong, but it feels so right.
itsharkley 8
I shaved one leg on a whim once. Just for laughs at myself. This was much more purposeful. I am ashamed.
JudgeTroll 6
No pun available. Get a life
random_ribbons 15
You could've gone with "That's rough. Er... well it will be in a few days."
swankmrpancake 8
Or how about it sounds like it didn't go as smoothly as you planed
puddinfellow 2
Apparently you've never met a French woman
Sirin_fml 47
Apparently neither have you.
DegrassixDigimon 5
LOOOOL
Psych101 9
Bad choice in stereotype with these moderators. And I thought it was more Eastern Europe?
loserboii 11
Ouch, getting called out by an FML team member.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
TF? A load of American women're like dogs compared to french chicks.
ebonyirony 29
Lo I've been to France. The women are pretty haha. Leg hair? I didn't notice haha
TheDrifter 24
Sirin shaves her legs? I'm going to need video proof and... sorry, sorry, couldn't resist.
brevolorio 5
Sirin have I met you in area near Paris once I had fml shirt you said u work for them
puddinfellow 2
Wow, I feel so flattered and ashamed at the same time. I think I'll be quiet now.
Sirin_fml 47
@56: Nope! Rule #1 of the FML Team is that you never talk about the FML Team in public. Rule #2 Rule #2 is to always be redundant, and Rule #3 is to blame everything on Alan.
99megster 15
How does one become a member of the FML team? Just curious.
capper44 18
O'Snap for #4 haha it was way funny to see an FML Team member blowing off someone out of the blue, rather than the real FML lmao it made my day :p
Mauskau 36
I've been to france plenty of times and all women I have seen have shaven legs. In Germany and further east I have seen women that didn't shave their armpits but still shaved their legs. Also, women tend to grow their leg hair if they are going to wax it or if no one is going to see them.
slipmaster 6
stereotypes are never cool....
SqueakyChipmunk 22
50) I blame Alan for your creepy comment.
Slender_Man 6
Not all French people have hairy legs. My wife is half French and half Italian like me and her legs are smooth as Hell
ebonyirony 29
93- it's not a race thing it's a culture thing everyone's legs get hairy(except in the case of medical disorders)
alphabetsoup96 0
Forever alone.
Psych101 9
You might as well shave the other one now and tell girls you're a swimmer. Otherwise, it would just look weird.
theannak 7
He said he shaved his legs lol not just one
theannak 7
I lied!
Psych101 9
29- "I shaved one of my legs"...
Psych101 9
Sorry, posted that before you corrected yourself. Carry on.
Isoldael 27
Not like anyone will be seeing those legs any time soon if OP is as lonely as he claims :p
kurololita 6
80 - but if he wears shorts it might get him a curious look or two.
MURIKKA 11
At this point, I think your best option is to just sit down and cry.
SluggerJ 7
I've done that it doesn't help
FtP_Benihana 0
Or hit the gym, get a hairstylist, and build your self confidence
ChrisTheCalm 9
Well at least we know what Jesus would do..
English92 4
I completely agree with #9
Skyblu10 10
Oh, so you like his comment? Great! Did you know there's something you can press that looks like a, stay with me now, a thumbs up symbol? Do you know what it does? It shows your appreciation for that comment. Now, use that and stop making stupid comments.
fistnazal 10
"u mad bro?"
freshberries22 17
Well don't just stop there you have a lot more ground to cover in shaving in order to feel like a woman....but in all seriousness you might want to get another hobby which doesn't include trying to figure out the female psyche it's a lot less painful trust me
esines 9
How does shaving your leg to see what a woman feels like go with trying to figure out the female psyche
ezmerelda2272 0
Wow that's sad:(
UberNova 18
You don't say. *insert meme* I don't get why people like you feel the need to say pointless stuff like this, it is sad, that is why it is on FML and we get that it is sad.
klovely22 13
66- All you had to do was give her a thumbs down and move on. In all honesty, your comment was just as pointless.