Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to relax on my couch and watch TV under a comforter. I had a bag of snacks and the remote in one hand, and a glass of Coke in the other. Usually, I throw the remote onto the couch before settling down… only this time I had it in my left hand and not my right. At least the glass didn't shatter this time. FML
Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
Today, I was watching a movie on my chair. I leaned back on the back of the chair and kept leaning back. Then I slowly fell down with my chair, onto the floor. It made a big noise, but nobody was hurt, it was just really absurd, like I'd watched another episode of Mr. Bean. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
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deafeningsilence 8
BOOM HEADSHOT (sorry if this was posted more than once..)
unmadebed 0
pow right in the kisser.=]
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Comments (95)
jsmith16 0
damn yo that sucks.
imaginaryvoice 18
You probably accidently pressed the "deploy" button on the remote. It happens.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
yes this happened to me except I pressed the ejector seat on my unicorn
yeeder1 0
LOL 26
KingDingALing 9
OP- You deserve it...so suck one...
acccccccc 1
26 that sounds like it happens often to you...
marlaineeeee 0
HAHAHAHAH!! FYL OP. but that is seriously funny as helllll!
SLKBlack96 5
I thought it was going to say "and crushed the remote."
psuboy 0
ydi for programing your lazy boy to your universal remote
PimpdaddyCJT 13
26 is badass
LoganBballin16 0
Boom Headshot!! haha jk op that sucks but I want to know how it happened.. the way you typed it leaves much to question..
MyChemical_fml 0
To the face, to the face! Ahahah.. Tjeb is awesome :D.
rallets 23
in the face, IN THE FACE!!!
Annihilator 0
YDI! o(^▽^)o
FootballFreak4 3
cus he said so
bean_dip21 0
What is this, Disney Channel? BLAM!
roaminginsomniac 0
That's gotta hurt.
deafeningsilence 8
haha owww...
deafeningsilence 8
BOOM HEADSHOT (sorry if this was posted more than once..)
YupImBack 0
Dumbass..... all I gotta say.
Annihilator 0
From the looks of it you're one too.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
HAHAHA LOLROFLLMAO at #13
unmadebed 0
pow right in the kisser.=]
someblackguy 3
lmfaooo
rallets 23
lmao ahh i remember that from american dad
shona_fml 0
actually that's from family guy...
Poepiepiesie 3
Ydi for completely missing looney tunes and not being aware of those hidden dangers.
KaptainKupkake 1
Hahaha, Looney Toons taught me the dangers of life.
FFML_314 12
Recliners are evil. Very evil. I would get rid of that chair, while you still can.
jkgfdxb 0
at least you didn't get a busted lip or black eye