Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML
Today, at 36 years-old, I will be leaving to go on my first ever vacation. Aunt Flo held off until yesterday so she could come with me, and she's BAD this month. We were planning on going to the beach. FML
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Lounia_fml 8
how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD
Anderling 33
That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.
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cattoe7 0
you could get on the shot.. you won't really have any periods.. maybe 2 a year its great
allmidnighteyes 11
As the old saying goes - when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead ;] totally backing the shot as #34 said as well.
Cucchiaio 0
water makes a terrible lube
baileys82 0
it would only be sad if you let it stop you. it may be messy but as long as you're in a place with running water you're good. just tell your man its time to earn his red wings.
28actress 22
Don't you earn your red wings when you give oral to someone on their period? I thought just having sex on your period was riding the red river
AnnieLennox1954 0
Oral contraceptives are a beautiful thing. But like the others have said, throw down a towel (this worked when I "gave away my flower") or do it in the shower.
STN_fml 0
hahaaa....talk about wrong time. Sorry sweety, maybe better luck next time ?
MrZach 0
so what? he's your husband. and unless your flow is heavy, it will stop once he puts it in. OR do it in the tub or in the shower. water usually stops the flow too, just think of it as extra lube lol. or if he's really skeeved out, get a small towel that you dont care about and cut a hole in it, that way he doesnt get any on him but you can bang all you want. I'm a dude who has known these techniques since i was 15. so uh, what's your excuse?
ctcollegiate 0
at least your period won't last the entire vacation
Jupi_fml 2
If she's lucky. I know some people that have them for over a week. Sucks for them. :/
loto_fml 3
Yeah, how awful! Some people can't really afford/have no time for a trip before they start having kids. GOD ******* FORBID.
Jupi_fml 2
Ack, that sucks. :/
aback 5
A little planning would have taken care of it. If you can't be bothered to think, you probably shouldn't be bringing lives into the world.
kiit23 0
Showers are good for that. Also if you use tampons, you can always take it out an hour or two before you normally do, and it gives you a small window of opportunity where you arent pouring blood.