Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML
Today, at 36 years-old, I will be leaving to go on my first ever vacation. Aunt Flo held off until yesterday so she could come with me, and she's BAD this month. We were planning on going to the beach. FML
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Lounia_fml 8
how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD
Anderling 33
That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.
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Comments (285)
OrgasmicTactic 0
Wow, sucks for you. But I hope you had fun anyways.
O_HALEZ_NAW 0
Not all women prefer hormonal birth control methods. It seems pretty irrelevant that if you were in the OP's position you would "be in control" of your body.
lmmmr 0
Going to the doctor to get a prescription filled a month ahead of time seems like a lot of work for something you don't expect to happen in the first place.
Jupi_fml 2
More like monthS in advance. It usually takes a few months before your body settles on the cycle determined by the pills. Until it's settled, you're quite likely to have spotting and other fun things.
vanillafire 0
Not all women can take hormonal birth control. For example, anything with estrogen in it gives me migraines. I can take the progesterone-only ones, but I bleed all the time on them. Not great. Everyone's bodies are different, and not everything works for everyone.
slado 1
how the f*ck is handing your body over to pharmaceutical controlling your body?
xHaniffax 0
erm, 23, a lot of women don't want to go on the pill because, as it messes with your hormone levels, it can in some cases actually make you infertile.
artcgirl 0
,,,be in control of your body. seriously? I take it you are a guy?
noshitsherlock 0
I'm a woman. I started taking birth control pills when I was twenty-one. I'm twenty-three now, and OMG I've skipped periods before because I CHOSE to skip the placebo week and go to the next pack. What a concept. Therefore, I was in control of my own body and didn't have a period to interrupt my plans.
iamafish 0
It doesn't work that way for everyone. I've skipped the placebo week before to try to skip a period and just ended up with a much longer period instead.
sensual_kidney 0
yea, he is pretty screw but on the plus side you can do it all you want without fear of another kid. so score one for the honeymoon
yeti09 0
LOL 14
noshitsherlock 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YOU DESERVE IT! It's 2009. You could be on the pill or some other women's birth control and delay your period. DUH!!!!! I know if I were in your position, I'd be in control of my body and make sure that wouldn't happen.
Eros_fml 0
ide rather have 10 days than 4
O_HALEZ_NAW 0
Well, there is breakthrough bleeding. Bottom line, hormonal birth control methods can have different reactions person to person.
O_HALEZ_NAW 0
IA with eros.
marpay 11
Just an FYI the pill doesn't work as well after a pregnancy and becomes less effective with each subsequent pregnancy. So it would be pointless for her to use it, especially when iuds are there.
trumpet27 1
Really?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
lmmmr 0
You are clearly not well informed on the workings of the human body.
Cormophyte 0
Cramps, etc, awww, that sucks. The ensuing mess...eh, you only get married once.
SummerLover95 0
SO? you have 4 days after that
NoMercy_fml 0
k
xHaniffax 0
Have sex in the shower but if you can't then I'm sorry that sucks so bad.
wheatingurl 0
Haha well hopefully ur period doesn't last 9 days, the last two (if it lasts 7) should be the best ;)
blameyourself 0
Throw down a towel to do it on and get over it