Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML
Today, at 36 years-old, I will be leaving to go on my first ever vacation. Aunt Flo held off until yesterday so she could come with me, and she's BAD this month. We were planning on going to the beach. FML
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Lounia_fml 8
how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD
Anderling 33
That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.
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Comments (285)
meeeep 0
to everyone talking about the pill, it never says shes on a pill
dramakat11 0
I love having sex on my period. My boyfriend doesn't mind. I'm hornier on my period and I ****** so much harder. He won't eat me out too much on my period though and I'd want some of that on my honeymoon...Anyway, fyl if you're husband's an asshole and won't have sex with you because of that.
maddi27 0
at least you dont have to wash the sheets! :)
klnjssc 0
The pill can help delay the period if planned correctly, but jeez it's not foolproof! Mine often comes early even when I'm trying to delay it with my BC pill, usually from stress or just regular breakthrough bleeding. You could try using a menstrual cup instead of pads or tampons, if you and your husband don't want to have sex with the bloody mess. If not, you could put a towel underneath you, and try to be as physically active as possible to speed up the blood flow so that it will be finished sooner =)
isthisonetaken 0
she has fingers. 10 of em. we cant suck our own dick, thats what women are for. as the great dane cook once said, " it isnt gonnna suck itself."
ElRa26 0
#107 As a pair of my panties says: "it ain't gonna lick itself" either! Don't be so sexist! Women have fingers... just like you have hands... level playing field!
blahdeda 0
the pill doesn't work for everyone and there can be health issues for some women.
dramakat11 0
The thing I like about the pill is that it makes my periods shorter and lighter and gets rid of my bad cramps. Before I started taking the pill, I had agonizing cramps that had me doubled over screaming into a pillow. There are a lot of different types of birth control out there and women react differently to different types. I've heard horror stories. It's a personal decision.
princess243 0
agree
ithedarkknight 0
Uhm i fail to see whats wrong with your mouth... u better get the suckin if we aint F***in... you already know!
ithedarkknight 0
you guys are ****** nasty tellin this women she should bone her husband through her period... wtf is wrong with you! OMG the women is bleeding why would i want to stick my shit in that bloody mess omg i feel like im going to puke ya some nasty freaky disgusting people ewwwwwwwwwww. Let me drink some water my stomach hurts just thinkin about it...
Hugorgy 0
Hm. Use female condoms?
Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!! You're my hero :D