Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML
Today, at 36 years-old, I will be leaving to go on my first ever vacation. Aunt Flo held off until yesterday so she could come with me, and she's BAD this month. We were planning on going to the beach. FML
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Lounia_fml 8
how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD
Anderling 33
That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.
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Comments (285)
jumpingkale 0
Honeymoons are meant for the couples to have intercourse for the first time, not for people who have been at it for a few years and have the products of conception to show for it. This "honeymoon" should more be for a vacation, not child free days and nights to have sex. If you can't accept the consequences and throw a fit when you can't have sex, you are too irresponsible to have children in the first place.
coribear 0
Tht has to be the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. What if she could afford a honeymoon until now. Or maybe couldn't afford to get married until now. We obviously don't know the whole story. FYL if you can't get laid before you're married.
trojan124 0
I definitely agree with 99!
Sprinter136 2
You're complaining about kids, yet what do you want to do....the very thing that gave you all those kids in the first place
ElRa26 0
So if your period came 2 days early, you still would have had it for 2 of the 9 days of your 9 day vacation and probably PMSed for at least 2 more before that. I wouldn't say it's a YDI, but this is bad planning as far as timing goes. Probably could have been prevented.
Kuroftw 0
How is this FML? Oh no, we can't have sex! YDI for having premarital sex without protection.
myfishisBOBA 0
Don't let Aunt Flow bring ya down! **** anyway, who cares. Think of it as extra lube and don't let your husband look at his dick too much when your done (scary sight). Get a shitty blanket to put over bed/floor/counter/wherever, shower sex, missionary (try not to be bouncing on top).
herANDi 0
Who ares if its your period? Sex is great for releasing the stomache cramps that come along (per the release oft he endorphins)
lollipop217 0
you can control your period with the pill. If you already have 3 kids and plan on having lots of sex on your honeymoon, how are you not on the pill?
starbucks14 0
Maybe if you had the honeymoon before the kids your period wouldn't have come then. Who has 3 kids with someone & then get married?
sangria_fml 0
Maybe the kids are from a previous marriage?