Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it was my 14-year anniversary. I'd spent weeks picking out a new gold wedding band for my husband. What did he get me? Nothing. Not even a happy anniversary text. FML
Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML
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drunkturtle 14
Well he didn't lie
tygerarmy 35
Maybe he's gonna make you a ring out of sparkle glue.
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Comments (108)
itsme82 18
Maybe he wants to sparkle in the sunlight like Edward Cullen bahahahahaha
Steve95401 49
At least he didn't go to Jared from Subway.
townailz 16
Maybe it's a fake gift to throw you off guard for the real thing
djTrikhster 4
maybe he's just getting u ready for the real proposal. if uve been together 5 years its only a matter of time.
ObeyTheWaves 11
To let you know he'll always stick with you
False_Stupidity 42
And that things will be sparkly!
MomentoMori 23
What exactly are you referencing?
qilinnaamossh 11
at least you got something 7 anniversaries and all I got was a teddy a roses once
achoo123 13
Jared from subway was arrested recently for child pornography.
nattnatt73 31
I feel you. For my five year my boyfriend called after he got off work and told me to get dressed up and looking pretty and to meet him in town, it wasn't to go out but so I would look good in front of his friends that he was drinking with. Of course he didn't mention that until after I got there :(
nattnatt73 31
Sparkle glue