Anonymous
Freak out
Today, we ended the night with a yellow jacket queen trying to make a home in our apartment's kitchen. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ledon
Canada
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Anonymous
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Al
United States
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
why me?
Huntington Park, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
disappointmentafter4years
Philadelphia, United States
Today, after 4 years of staring each other down at the bar, we both finally made a move and ended up at his apartment. After 45 mins of unsuccessfully getting anywhere, I left, to walk home in a hail storm. FML
Gas-pingForAir
Columbia, United States
Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML
ohnolunch
United States
Yummy
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Roomies
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Adrian James
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Top comments
Tiffani Carter 6
I would have handed over the keys. Congrats queen, you have a new apartment!
coius 23
Ive had yellow jackets get into the walls of my home and inside the residence. Im not allergic, but they still hurt like a mofo. They are called **** with wings for a reason. Aggressive assholes looking to pick fights. We found ours in a cereal bag, and thats when we saw the dead spiders it killed and heard our walls buzzing. Most terrifying sound you’ll hear is buzzing behind the wall throughout your entire home. Nowhere to run, even worse if you know they can go from the wall to actually be inside the residential area (as in our case). Even a shop vac didnt kill that sucker being left runnning for 19 minutes. They are freaking kryptonite!
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bloopaloop 27
Kill the MFer!
Tiffani Carter 6
I would have handed over the keys. Congrats queen, you have a new apartment!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
At least it wasn't a murder hornet? Still, YIKES! Kill it!!!!!!
henl4710 5
Poor baby. Did you get a boo boo? Get the fly swatter out next time.
coius 23
Ive had yellow jackets get into the walls of my home and inside the residence. Im not allergic, but they still hurt like a mofo. They are called **** with wings for a reason. Aggressive assholes looking to pick fights. We found ours in a cereal bag, and thats when we saw the dead spiders it killed and heard our walls buzzing. Most terrifying sound you’ll hear is buzzing behind the wall throughout your entire home. Nowhere to run, even worse if you know they can go from the wall to actually be inside the residential area (as in our case). Even a shop vac didnt kill that sucker being left runnning for 19 minutes. They are freaking kryptonite!
Delaney Brianna Schmuck 6
this is literally my WORST ******* fear holy shit 😭
tounces7 28
I'm curious how you knew it was a queen. Was she wearing a tiny little crown?