Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it was my 14-year anniversary. I'd spent weeks picking out a new gold wedding band for my husband. What did he get me? Nothing. Not even a happy anniversary text. FML
Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML
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drunkturtle 14
Well he didn't lie
tygerarmy 35
Maybe he's gonna make you a ring out of sparkle glue.
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Comments (108)
lulinator 40
I would be disappointed if I was expecting a ring as well, but I would have laughed hysterically at the gag gift. That's fantastic. Your boyfriend has a great (but maybe mean?) sense of a humour.
turkishwife 10
Seems he wanted to make you think it was gonna be a ring
trucker2 33
They're not married, no need for gifts. To me that's just high school. YDI
GingerFace09 13
Gifts are nice no matter your relationship status. Why does being married call for anniversary gifts instead of dating? They're celebrating how long they have been together. You don't have to be married to celebrate that.
OopsyDoodle 6
That sounds like a pretty good excuse to be a cheapass, 14. i pity your s/o. (if you even have one.)
limegreenpoopie 31
At least he's got a good sense of humor.
olpally 33
YAY! SPARKLE GLUE!!! Be happy you got something though, even if it isn't a proposal.
snegma 16
At least he wants to stick with you. :)
False_Stupidity 42
That may have been the thought behind the glue, a symbolic gift.
hannah_cheers 30
Maybe he did it to throw you off and then he'll propose when you're not expecting it. :)
RawrItsJulie 7
Well at least now you can use it to make the breakup card for him extra sparkly. Jk.
snegma 16
Unleash your creative side and give him a pejazzle whilst he sleeps.
int15 18
Shouldn't that be OUR five year anniversary?