Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it was my 14-year anniversary. I'd spent weeks picking out a new gold wedding band for my husband. What did he get me? Nothing. Not even a happy anniversary text. FML
Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML
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drunkturtle 14
Well he didn't lie
tygerarmy 35
Maybe he's gonna make you a ring out of sparkle glue.
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angeluscado 15
My now-husband said he'd get me a jar of glitter when I asked for something sparkly for Christmas one year. I thought it was funny, even before he gave me a bracelet.
callwondertits6 13
Time to do some arts and crafts!
worldclassrager 41
Was it gold or silver? Maybe ruby, emerald, or sapphire... A step towards the gem you are....
strike2867 13
Are you by any chance a stripper?
Epic_Joe_79 1
keep him
ThatOneAstro 15
Well atleast you can glue him to the bed...
ZombieKitteh 8
This happened today? I'm putting my money on him proposing tomorrow then. Nobody would be that big of a dick to mislead someone they've been with that long with that much false hope and then underwhelm them that hard if they didn't intend to take it back very very soon. I bet he's just having a laugh.
philoshay15 6
Ha would be ex husband
JKPwnage 27
...sparkle glue? Unless you really like arts and crafts, why the hell would he give you sparkle glue?
jlaw2000 6
Dear women marriage is not a right. You are not owed a ring. If you want to get married YOU propose. Stop the anachronistic guy has to do everything BS.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That's all well and good to say and for some relationships it might actually work. However the OP could be in a relationship set-up similar to mine where it has been made very clear to me and people who know us that if I were to propose to him the answer would be No. Not because of him not wanting to get married or wanting to be separate from me but because he firmly believes in the tradition of the man asking the woman and feels anything else is improper.