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Overconfident

Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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DarthCocoa 14

Run

youdontcontrolme 17

Get away from him while you can

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Comments (126)

DarthCocoa 14

Run

aleahlioness 15

Run fast, run far

mikepzz 27

Run for the hills!! Run for your liiffee! Il just get my coat now

fsomelife 26

Indeed. I'm pretty sure this boyfriend is my crazy ex after a sex change.

carrotcart 15

Run, forest RUN. yes the downvotes are worth it.

jerryj 27

Run into his arms after saying "yes!".

RabbitOfAurora 28

As I clicked to view the comments my only thought was 'if the first comment doesn't say "run" I'll be very disappointed' clearly I'm not disappointed.

Wilffe56 9

He will find you and he will jump the broom with you. Yea....Taken.....

incoherentrmblr 22

Unless you're the female version of Uncle Leo from Seinfield, slowly walk then increasingly run faster...

Googolman 29

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

This really isn't such a huge deal.

GrimReefer66 29

I think it may be a bit to soon.

Googolman 29

Oh, wow. I thought it said 5 years, not 5 days. I must have had a cerebral flatulence. But either way, OP can just dump the guy and find someone else.

GrimReefer66 29

Fair enough.

cadillacgal79 32

14-I applaud you for saying brain fart in such a sophisticated way.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

lol unlike the other FML where some chick said "My brain farts too sometimes."

AlwaysWatching 27

Haha I saw that Idk why people are thumbing down #

AlwaysWatching 27

Haha I saw that too Idk why people are thumbing down #51 Oh well

Uuuuxc 7

i seriously just did the same thing, then i caught it. yeah big difference in 5 days and 5 years

YFOS_fml 17

run while you can and never look back!

youdontcontrolme 17

Get away from him while you can

Mightyrif 23

And on the fifth day he proposed, so on the sixth she ran. And on the seventh, he was arrested....

urbantrashcan 18

Aww, did you say yes? Just kidding. Make a break for it while you still can

imapartypooper 15

Hey, at least he proposed. I bet many people have to wait years for that. We also know that he does not have any commitment issues. That's definitely a plus!

swanheart 35

On the other hand, it seems he might be too impulsive and end up proposing to someone else halfway through their engagement. :-/

rocketgurl 15

That's a bad sign

hamrtym 15

Your avatar is a bad sign. No wait, just flipped my phone, you're good.

iRambo 12

That's funny.

ELoni_fml 25

Were you at least best friends for a decade before you started dating? :S

3molliver3 16

At least you have someone

tdawg91 17

I'd rather be alone

Emzinatorbot 26

Well, did you say yes?

GirlGamer12345 22

I would hope not they've been together for 5 days

acommonman 23

Congratulations! I hope you said no, unless you were so dearly in love and could not live without him.