Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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alwaysalady 0
When my brother was born, my dad took away my college fund. said it would be put to better use on a boy
arms_akimbo 0
Wow, your parents are dicks.
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bayl 0
that happened to me this Christmas. I live 2000 miles away from parents, and after pleading they got me a 600 dollar car (it's older than I am) because I really needed one for transport. On Christmas they gave my little sister their new Hyundai. I got a sheet set.
Neorecon19 18
Favoritism seems to be given to the younger one. Especially if they're a girl.
JadeOmega 23
#83 in most cases this is probably true, but I am the youngest. I am also a girl. My parents like my second oldest brother ALOT more than me. Trust me
CanadAssassiN 0
You should key his car until its un-recognizable then take the chapstick you got and shove it into his ignition. Just an idea ^_^'
mylifeisover 0
dude, that is one of the worst FMLs I've heard in a while, that REALLY sucks man, I'm so sorry
Heatstreak 0
steal the car i do XD
helloface 0
I've been working since I was 16 & bought my own car when I was 18. When my brother turned 18 he got my dad's car, which was newer than the one I bought. Trust me, you are not alone.
BillFantastik 0
i'm guessing you were the mistake
Scrambles 0
I agree with number 38. Also, estrangement. It's a good thing.
Keiko86 0
Your brother is 16? He is gonna crash the car any way.....
spazzmckiwi 0
wax the entrance to his room with chapstick.
alabaster 0
To the people saying "Ohh poor you, no car for your birthday.. deal with it", I don't think its really the lack of car that is FML, but rather the obvious disparity in treatment of the two siblings. I mean I would be happy with a 30$ gift for my bday, but if my parents spent $10 000 on a sibling, and 30$ on me, I might feel a little slighted. It's not about the money, it's about the obvious favoritsm.