Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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alwaysalady 0
When my brother was born, my dad took away my college fund. said it would be put to better use on a boy
arms_akimbo 0
Wow, your parents are dicks.
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Comments (80)
alson 0
I agree with 5
xxxviii 5
Can you say this ? I was the mailmans kid,,LOL,,or adopted...
BritOlivas 0
Its all good the same shit would happen to me to. Im the black sheep in my family. but Idgaf.
b182link 0
my parents hate my younger brother.. maybe cause he does drugs and dropped outta high school.. idk geez!
rafa2910 0
haha the same is for my sister.. she is in Dartmouth college and im failing but i get a car for my birthday and she gets a card from wallmart with 20 dollas
bansheebomber 14
I agree. My little eight year old brother got caught watching hardcore ****, and they were just like, "Oh, it's okay! Just don't do it again." After that all smiles conversation, they pulled me aside, gave me a look of death, and said, "If we EVER catch you watching ****, your life will END." What they meant by end is that I would lose all of my privileges, and almost everything that I own for six months.
dawg92746 3
I'm so glad I'm an only child so I don't have to deal with any unfair play.
Brittany101788 0
He/she probably totaled their car.
ifmlftw 0
I agree #5 my mom let's my brother do way more than I could at his age
cupcakemann95 7
younger siblings get everything ...