Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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alwaysalady 0
When my brother was born, my dad took away my college fund. said it would be put to better use on a boy
arms_akimbo 0
Wow, your parents are dicks.
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Comments (80)
SexyDrPepper 2
Here's a haiku for you: Look on the bright side, They gave you two gifts for men… My brother got bras.
ohiostate6588 1
My mother took away my phone for a C that I got in English. My sister has two Fs and a D, and she still has hers. Favoritism sucks.
teddi76 2
My parents are the same way and then some. I live at home because I can't work but I'm getting disability. My mother treats the other three kids like saints. They can't do anything wrong, they are always right and anything they say I do I obviously do because she knows I'm the horrible bitch they claim I am. my brother lends her money she gives him money. She pays me 200 a month to take care of her, my dad and my brother. That means cooking, cleaning, doing the laundry, running errands and she pays me too much. She doesn't care about anything I need to talk about but my brother walks in and everyone needs to shut up because he's the baby. My sister and brothers don't know how to handle their own problems but yet she doesn't know what's wrong with them. I learned as a kid she doesn't give a damn about anything going on with me but she 'knows' me. my oldest brother has hurt her feelings, turned on the family, humiliated her by calling my aunt 'mom' at a funeral but he's good as gold. He almost broke my toe but I couldn't blame him because he went and got her dinner that day. he didn't even get the right thing and smashed my toe on purpose. Now when i get my disability she thinks I'm going to stay here and pay her to live here. I don't think so. I'm going to rent an actual room somewhere near my sister to be near her kids and live on my own.
armyman2013 2
Shut up you're a girl, you don't need a car, you need a sponge and some dish soap.
AvatarNicole9 30
YOU shut up you sexist pig!
IAmNotAHuman515 6
That's so effed up man. :/
HateMySister 6
Oh your sweet, loving parents who have no favorites. That was sarcasm for all the idiots on this site.
worldclassrager 41
Favoritism much? But hey great things come to those who wait
rushalm 7
Its alright bro! I got a Leo Tolstoy book on my 18th B'dae!
Unbearable_fml 21
Why are there all these FMLS comparing siblings' presents? Be happy you got anything at all.
Cathrin 26
It's a FML because it's obvious favoritism.
ImaKoala 19
On my 16th birthday I got nothing, but my 22 year old brother gets a Mac. He does nothing for my mom and yells at her when she asks him anything, he doesn't pay for anything either. I help her everyday on the computer, printer, addressing envelopes, and etc. and I don't even get paid.