Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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alwaysalady 0
When my brother was born, my dad took away my college fund. said it would be put to better use on a boy
arms_akimbo 0
Wow, your parents are dicks.
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igotbigdick 0
hahahaha wow your parents SUCK!!!!!!!
KASHMIR_fml 0
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u need to stop complaining. my parents never gave me a car. i bought my first car, and my current car by working for it. stop bitchin and go get a job. its ****** ridiculous seeing u little whiny bitches complaining bout how shitty the car ur daddy bought u is. ungrateful bastards......
astrogirl_fml 7
That's not the point. The point is the fact that thy bought one, the younger one, a at and not the other one. I think OP would be completely fine if either of them got a car
thatonekid2010 0
Are you the ugly child? lol
Literacy 0
Shove the Chapstick down your little brother's throat. Strangle him with the pajama pants. Then, load your brother into the brand new car and drive it off the nearest cliff. Preferably NOT into water. Then, if you're quick enough to jump out of the car, go back home and return to the site as quickly as you can with at least 20 milk cartons full of gasoline. Drop the cartons on the flames. Watch as they spread. Return with a car. Call 911. If you didn't make it out of the car in time you're a lucky bastard. ALTERNATE: After strangling your brother, push the car off the cliff. The car should be filled to the max inside with gasoline. We're talking oil drums, milk cartons, even resealed soda cans. Whatever it takes to make the biggest boom, and to make sure there's nothing left of your brother when the boom goes BOOM ^ Compiled from watching Law & Order marathons, do not take seriously
nick110_fml 0
doesnt it suck to be the oldest?
ThisPerson89 0
TOTALLY WAT THE ****! when i'm sixteen i got only a stupid wordcross book, my bro got an entire full set of the latest spiderman figurines any lucky could have. Its only his 14th bdae.
mochiko 0
i would assume ur brother is a straight A student or close to it. i would also assume ur not
bigraws23 0
sucks. I'm 14, and have a twin. A month before him I got a crapy flip phone all scrached from four previous years of use. No key board. When he got his phone it was a brand new NV2 When my school went to 6 flags I had to pay for my self. They paid for him. Your not the only one hated hang in there! ;)
Trebie 6
Yeesh, that's harsh! I mean, the older/younger thing is bad enough, but to do that to twins is just horrid! I'm grateful my parents love both their kiddos. xD
domii_fml 0
thank god for being an only child ha
jdubbs2009 0
# 5 is rite I'm the youngest and I get treated the best FYL