Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
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perdix 31
Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.
perdix 31
#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.
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Comments (105)
miker345 0
It could have been worse; you could have pulled a neck muscle doing something else
baconftw 9
It's okay, we all do pretty weird stuff in the shower.
ilovesuju 10
In the shower i pretend to do neutrogena commercials
pokefan813 16
I guess nobody sings anymore, huh?
rdrr 2
I tend to pee in the shower. Never pulled a muscle doing that.
MrBrightside21 20
I like to pretend I'm Fabio and let the water flow down my sexy, fergalicious and nutritious body, with my hair flowing like the mane of a wild stallion running freely through the plains of Kansas, in super slow motion. Anyone else??? No? Okay..
zack11742 7
61 I'm sure you did after you peed though
reddawn1985 12
Try head banging with your eyes closed u can't do it!! ( u actually can but it looks like ur giving someone a bj FYI )
PinkieKeen 20
I like to pretend I'm Jenna Marbles in the shower. I even fake jump cuts
perdix 31
Usually in the shower I'm pulling a different muscle.
MisterMichael 9
Best comment I've seen in a while. Kudos to you
THEGRUNGEROCK 4
Hahaha now that's funny
bigbadtim 7
That's not a muscle, it's erectile tissue.
perdix 31
#29, that may be true for most men, but not for me. Mine can do curls and push-ups.
The_CL0GGER 0
Which muscle are you pulling? I don't get it (sarcasm intended)
miker345 0
Are nuns supposed to be this sexual
perdix 31
#39, I make the good girls go bad ;)
unknown_user5566 27
Perdix, comment 36 gave me a VERY strange visual. Strange, but impressive nonetheless. ;)
Calyx_fml 22
...and banging a different head.
Missy612 14
Nice Images in my head…
nolifer1220 0
?k
cwalk50 2
And yet it still doesn't get bigger does it? Ergo not a muscle
bunniex1 11
When I'm in the shower I get wet.
reddawn1985 12
Fun fact: a racon is the only mammal to have a bone in its penis.
TheGamingGamer 28
The duck is a racon?
ILoveFluttershy 3
l..l, (-_-)
fuzz97 23
useless comment is useless
AwkwardPartyBear 24
#4 I...I.. What?!! Don't leave us hanging! Finish your sentence!!!
pexy_fml 16
Go figure it out
truth_spitta 0
Nice killjoy 29....
RedPillSucks 33
Scuse me while I go pull a muscle Over and over again
Harpy20 24
Because if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself ;)
ScaughtieHolden 11
Not always. I can't cut my own hair. I have someone else do it because I want it done right.
MrBrightside21 20
Noor, I thought you were married to Ezio?!?
rainbowglass 5
Oh, you haven't heard? He's on vacation...
MangaManiacNat 13
It could be worse, you could have been head banging and smacked your head against the wall then fell unconscious. Now that would be embarrassing.
Kefka91 15
5 - I've basically done that before. Only it was the corner of a bunk bed rather than a wall.
Il_Maestro 6
Gosh, I've done that before too. Except it was someone else's head.
iiDangerCloseBK 6
We can all dream, can't we?
n3rdzgotskillz 29
I imagine the shouts of pain you made actually sounded like something out of a heavy metal band. You're one step closer to fulfilling your dream!
lonkite101 14
This is one of those times it's good to lie...
beef25967 2
Go get some friends.
zachherbert 10
My imaginary friends are ass holes... They always pick on me :'(
bunniex1 11
My imaginary friends never answer my texts.
drdraaman 0
My imaginary friends aren't imaginary. 0.o
ICastillo 25
It's ok OP I pretend I'm a Kung fu master, punching the water and trying to catch individual drops.
lonkite101 14
Ok that's going a little far...
ICastillo 25
Ya I know but I try it anyway..,
lonkite101 14
Have fun with that.
SystemofaBlink41 27
14- you can never go too far in the shower... *pulls out inflatable mermaid*
tony1891 22
American had talent. oops. maybe not