Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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alwaysalady 0
When my brother was born, my dad took away my college fund. said it would be put to better use on a boy
arms_akimbo 0
Wow, your parents are dicks.
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Comments (80)
spearodude 0
you probably deserve it. either you are a terrible driver or just all around irresponsible. there is no other explanation.
magentaballoon15 8
That's how it is in my family. I have an older brother and they treat him better...Oh well;)
abasio 1
From the grammar it would be the family car but who knows in internet-land.
PrimeStarscream 30
You're obviously not responsible enough to deserve better.
wooni0104 2
maybe you weren't that nice to your parents?
belkinbra 12
Hey you are going to be the one laughing when he has chapped and dried lips.
youtubetre_fml 14
Don't Want the same parents ...
jroxursox1 10
Hand me ups??
babe7260 30
Omg!!!! Im SO very sorry!!!! I can't imagine how incredibly hurt you must've been!!! Yes I have to agree, your parents suck ass!!!!!
LemonLolly 10
Don't you hate feeling like the unloved of your siblings? I feel the same