Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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Top comments
emz89 0
that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed
enonymous 9
Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong
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Comments (265)
ifeelya 5
you got a tranny teacher.
thelawmak3r 0
he/she teacher?
androiddestroya 7
a slip of the tongue is usually triggered by what a person is thinking. so if it WAS a slip of the tongue, she most likely wants a sex change or possibly just hasnt gotten laid enough to tell which is which on a male & female xD. but if she sincerely thought she was correct then thats just f&$kin retarded.
darkhole218 0
LOL!!!!!!!
devwre 0
Freud ftw!
ImMeDealWithIt 3
haha your kinda cute!! :P
ImMeDealWithIt 3
like really really cute I love your eyes... OMGosh your freaking cute!!!!
ChelseaWelsea 0
Haha seriously?
androiddestroya 7
yup yup xD.
mba1256 0
soo the females ******** become erect and she puts it into the males rectum
powderpuffjord13 0
Hummm looks like your teacher is a virgin...
M0rt 0
wait male's aren't supposed to have vaginas?
igoteffed 0
umm... derp.
pmreck 1
haha FYL...... maybe she will spontaneously grow wings one day and just fly away....
visage 0
Ease up on her... teacher's are more nervous teaching that stuff than you are learning it! I know... I am one!