Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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TheGestalt97 12
Sounds like she misspoke
manb91gb 15
Maybe she's actually a seahorse in disguise?
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Comments (15)
Jonkbaby 23
bold of you to assume the male has a penis (im kidding)
Nico Noppe 10
"I identify as female." "Do you have a penis?" "Yes." "... Well played... well played indeed..."
manb91gb 15
Maybe she's actually a seahorse in disguise?
Lexie 7
Still would make no sense. Female seahorses don't have a penis
TheGestalt97 12
Sounds like she misspoke
InnocenceBlue 38
Was looking for this comment. Yes heaven forbid someone misspeak. You obviously know what she means. Way to write her completely off. As if OP is so perfect. Where's the eyeroll/you overreacted emoji?
Tristan Merson 6
sounds like she made a boner
RichardPencil 32
Ask her if her penis has ever stiffened?
Ashamed_Sister 60
Plot twist: 'she' actually has a penis.
Wadlaen 24
Well, this is completely new knowledge to me - I admit I'm a 30 year old virgin, but this just seems to me to make things a lot more difficult!😮🤣
LadyRen 20
Wait I’m supposed to have a dick? GUYS I CANT FIND IT HELP ME
BurnInDemonFire 39
You're aware you're about to be bombarded with comments saying you'll need to send pics the creepers on this site can "examine", right?
Ainarr 29
actually the clit is a tiny penis.
LadyRen 20
How do they know I’m not actually a guy? 😈
Imadumbass 16
because although the ******** is a tiny penis, you still have eggs, not sperm.
Razell 13
You got the <i>woke</i> biology curriculum.
fullacrapallofyou 14
Call bullshit
Kallon 6
Women generally have small penises, don't worry
Imadumbass 16
Yes. I believe "a woman's small penis" is called a ********.
Imadumbass 16
1. According to the Internet, a penis is actually a large ********. 2. How does this teacher think a male has a ******?! They don't. They have penises. end of story. 3. If this teacher is married, that would be funny.😂😂 4. If this teacher is a virgin and married, that would be even funnier.